by dragonballz on Wednesday, January 21, 2004
What an incredibly pathetic heap of garbage this game is. I think you wouldn't even consider this thing a game at all, its a crying shame.
When I bought this garbage in the early 90's, I just about pulled my hair out and hung myself. Geez, I don't know where to begin with this game.
First off you have a guy that runs around, attacking monsters by running into them. Then you got to deal with the morbid assortment of colors that looks like some corpse exploded on your lawn. Playability that would make you appreciate parapaligics.
And how challenging is this pile of trash?, well lets put it this way, it would probably be easier to beat this game than trying to pick up on a chick that weighs 3 bills. You would probably have more fun watching the teletubbies all day than playing this game.
And as for paying $30 for the game back then, and then spending 10 minutes passing the game, I was almost in tears, I had the same feeling when I found out that my house got ransacked.
Overall, if you ever gets your hands on this game put it where it belongs, in the toilet. none out of 10 rating.
-dragonballz
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