Bad Dudes NES Review - what where they smoking?

This game sucks!, it has the worst story ever,the president has been kidnapedby ninjas and onlyblade and striker can save him from the dragon ninja,who the hell comes up with these names. But as usual it gets somehow worse sinceevry now and then a migit ninja will come it kick your butt since his really short and the controls suck.The boses come back in diffrent colors as normal enemies, and the first boss is harder than the last, which is some guy in a helecopter that you manage to take out using your fists. And one last thing the horible audio at the end of a level that says"im bad",my brothers bald spot comes closer to words than what it says

-Glass Fox