Bad Dudes NES Review - Bad, Dude

Y'know how those executives sit in a room and try and figure out what kids like? We've gotten such great results from those meetings like "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" and "Battletoads". But this game, is like, they pulled Bill and Ted aside and asked them what they liked. To which you get a game that is obviously aimed to kids. Phrases like 'Are you a bad enough DUDE to rescue the president' are supposed to make you reply "YEAH! I'M A BAD DUDE AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT BY PLAYING AND BEATING THIS GAME RIGHT NOW, DUDE!" but end up sending you to the floor in an uproar of laughter. I recommend you buy this game if you'd like a laugh, i mean, for god's sake you drink COKE to get health and your enemies are endless hoards of ninjas. This game is a weak attempt at taking everything kids like(d) in the 80's and turning it into a game for them. In other words, it's a scam to get your money, don't buy it if you want to have fun.

-BombOmb