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Sorry for this stupid post, and this excuse goes especially to the admins.

Tonight, I were at a friends house, watching The Simpsons, Family Guy and TGIF as usual. When it was time for me to head home from the northern part of Haugesund, I grabbed my skateboard and headed back to my house. It was very dark, and not easy to see everything in my path, but on the road, I saw this one little, grey haired guy walking towards me.

Naturally, when you see a person like that, looking down at the ground while he's walking, seems to be in his own world, you don't expect him to say a word at all the minute you pass each other. In this case, the minute he was right beside me, he shouted "HELLO!" to me, in English. I jumped up, really wasn't expecting that one. The man was clearly drunk as, well, "Fullmoon" to put it in that way. My guess would be that he was either American, or a Norwegian who was very good in English, because of the accent, and that he spoke only English to me.

The dialogue went on like this:

Drunk Guy: -"You speak English, son?"

Me: -"Yeah, I speak English, sure."

Drunk Guy: -"Are you alright, man?

Me: -"Yeah, sure..."

He turns around, and it looks like he's about to keep walking, before he turns to me again and asks me the same question again. It continues like this:

Me: -"I'm fine! How about you?"

Drunk Guy: -"Oh, yeah. Haven't felt better in my life."

He starts to head towards me.

Me: -"Chill out, man. O.K.?"

He smiles, a little distracted by the beers he had earlier though.

Drunk Guy: -"God bless your soul, son!"

He went on with his easy steps to avoid tripping. I took my skateboard and kept rolling down the street.

Again, I'm sorry for the missing point here in this little "story", but I just had to share it...

Drunk. As a skunk.

Funny story somehow...
You see what alcohol can do to you, so learn the lesson: don't drink too much.

Funny story somehow...
You see what alcohol can do to you, so learn the lesson: don't drink too much.

Exactly.

either drink a little for a buzz, or drink alot and pass out.

But thats rellay pretty funny. Sure he didnt just escape from a mental institution?

hahah. that's pretty strange. drunk people can be pretty weird.

Ha, ha! He might have, he scared the heck out of me. At least when he made me jump when he shouted "HELLO!" just right out of nothing.