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What was the weirdest thing you have ever done? Here is mine, I farted in a crowed Elevator. When I did people thought it was the Guy beside me they started to look at him! Then my floor came I got off before anyone knew it was me! Sadly this happend two years ago and I remember it like it happend Yesterday!

that's not really weird, more like awkward. funny though

Wierdest thing I've ever done... well, one of my High school buddies was known for riding in the car trunk when there were too many people to fit.

One day we pulled up to a stop sign, and a car pulled up behind up, and I egged him into jumping out of the trunk screaming. The car behind us quickly backed up, whipped around the car and sped off.

So, basically, I don't do wierd things, but I get my friends to do them.

hmmm.... the weirdest thing i've ever done ay...

lets see....

i guess this isn't weird just cool....

I was at my friend's house and they have a trampoline. I couldnt' do a front flip for a couple tries. I decided i would jump up really high and do a front flip as fast as i could. so i'm doing that and i flip as hard as i can, end up not doing one front flip, but two! I also landed off of the trampoline on my feet a few feet away from the trampoline. my friends were like "how the crap did you do that?"

I don't know if I should say this because I probably will get some slack for it. But it was funny!

One day I got really bored and scanned my boobs for S&G (shits and giggles).

Other than that weirdo thing, I don't do anything that's weird (by my standards).

I don't know if this was weird, suicidal, stupid, or a combination of all 3, but I had to do it because it was part of my job at the amusement park I worked at--I pressure-washed a roller coaster track. At the time (1992 or so), safety harnesses and such weren't required, I had to drag that heavy pressure washing hose with me and crawl the track at the same time. It wasn't the biggest coaster in the world, but it was certainly a tall one. And a useless task at that--the cars are just going to drip oil all over it again, anyway.

heh, I used to work Millwright (Iron Construction) and we had to lug around all kings of heavy stuff..

One time I had to climb a 127 ft ladder with no platforms (no platforms = no breaks!) while carrying a bucket with tools and stuff 40-50lbs, a rolled up heavy duty POWer cord over my shoulder 50lbs, some heavy duty welding lead 50lbs, and my tool pouch that wieghed about 40lbs.... That don't seem too bad, but since I had the bucket in one hand I had to basically let go with my free hand and grab the next rung of the ladder with it. And to make it worse, there was no cage around the ladder, and I was not tied off in any way... So If I missed a rung, I would have probably been dead instantly, and after 127 rungs of a ladder, it starts to get pretty hard to catch that next rung

That is just one of many stupid/crazy stories I have from that job... I don't know what the hell I was thinking working there

Since we are on the weird topic, I got a phone call from a Priest the other day. I use to go to church like 6 months ago, But I left due to the fact I don't share the same views and its BS all together. Either way, He asked he wants to talk to me and Help me. I came to him back, eary in the school year of Grade 10 and asked does God really look down apon Homosexuals, And we had a talk and what not. But calling me out of the blue? And My parents still go to this church. I was going to go in on Thursday but I don't know if I should it always ends up just me getting pissed about there stupid Answers.

Church is a place you go because you want to. So if you don't want, just don't go. It's easy. Going there despite you don't want doesn't make sense.

I was just thinking of going just to make my Parents happy. Its weird now, Like everything is weird now, They way they treat me sometimes.. I hope they don't send me to one of those camps were they try and make people stright...And I see it this way, I am a sinner and going to pray for nothing because I am sinning 24/7. I may just want to go and asked why he wanted to see me.

I wish more people would under Stand, I need you to talk to my folks ok please? Either way, I belive God is al Mighty and Loving there fore anyone can get into his Kingdom, Like what did Jesus do for us? Die for sins Blah blah blah blah, I found a Loop Hole!
But is it True there our people on the States trying to ban Gay Marriage?

yeah there's people trying to ban gay marriages. i think it's stupid. i'm not gay, and don't ever plan on being gay, but honestly, what does it hurt if 2 dudes (or girls) marry each other? if anything, it's less single gays out there flirting with straight people

i think the bottom line is people have nothing better to do than to complain and bitch about stupid shit. stupid shit that doesn't affect their lives in any way at all.

the whole problem with people is religion. if religion was abolished, the world would be a much happier place. if you want to believe in a god or whatever that's cool, but organized religion is a waste of time, money, and nothing more than a way for people to be in control "don't do this or you're a sinner" "don't so this or you're going to hell"

that's just my opinion though, hate me or don't. it makes sense to me.

gay's don't choose to be gay, if they are "actually" homosexual, they were born with an inbalance of hormones and they've been that way all their life.

gay's don't choose to be gay, if they are "actually" homosexual, they were born with an inbalance of hormones and they've been that way all their life.

good job missing my whole point.

gay's don't choose to be gay, if they are "actually" homosexual, they were born with an inbalance of hormones and they've been that way all their life.

good job missing my whole point.
Thank you.

the whole problem with people is religion. if religion was abolished, the world would be a much happier place. if you want to believe in a god or whatever that's cool, but organized religion is a waste of time, money, and nothing more than a way for people to be in control "don't do this or you're a sinner" "don't so this or you're going to hell"
that's just my opinion though, hate me or don't. it makes sense to me.
Damn well said, and sharing your opinion my whole life (I was always given the choice to believe or not to), it makes a lot of sense.
And while I don't dismiss people who do believe, there's obviously a lot of hypocrites in the whole religion organization. They use it constantly against matters they don't like (such as the gay issue and the abortion one) because they are afraid to cast their own opinions. They just say "God says this and God says that."
How the hell would they know? Maybe, if he exists, he's changed is opinion on things over the years, too.

They just say "God says this and God says that."
How the hell would they know? Maybe, if he exists, he's changed is opinion on things over the years, too.

how can you really prove a person has been gay their whole life though? i dont think you really can, considering girls/guys dont start liking each other in general until about 3rd-5th grade.

And if that happens to be when they start being attracted to the same sex, well, I guess they're gay. And since it's all about sexuality, you can't really determine until they develop sexually. Funny how that is, eh?

And for the record, kids don't like girls/boys in grade 3, they do that just for the sake of doing it.

I would think SOME do. I started liking girls in 4th.

^ ^ Agreed; I knew I liked the ladies, believe it or not, in about the 1st grade. I never went through that "girls have cooties" or whatever they call it nowadays, stage.
Right the first time? ^^ Have another guess, Mr. G.

I never went through "The Girls Have Cooties Phase" either. Like you ToddVania, I liked this girl when I was in the 1st grade so much, I remember my stomach used to hurt.

Does anybody here get Nervous when talking to someone they like? I mean there is this person I like I want to tell him how I feel about him. But have been avoiding it for two reasons,
1)What if he isn't Gay?
2) But if he isn't Gay it may be hard to talk to him because he may think I am hitting on him or so to speak.

I met him at the Civic here, And I have been hanging out with him when ever I go to the Civic and out side of there too. We have been friends for awhile now. He hasn't said anything about a Girl Friend or anything, Any Ideas? I mean I want to go out with him but I want to know what to say I mean sometimes I forgot what I was going to say.

I wouldn't do it. One: worry about that in college. It is highly doubtful that you'll enter any serious, meaningful relationship until then (and even college, it's still somewhat unlikely). Besides, if you're genuinely friends, then it's better not to risk making that friendship uncomfortable.

Trust me, if one of my best friends suddenly came on to me, I would be creeped out.

Listen to Uber Newb.
Better not risk anything now. Wait and see should be due here.

Hate to bump dead threads, but ya'll made me feel kinda normal.

Back in my teenage years I got drunk at a party, got naked hopped on my friends dirtbike and tore around the neighborhood screaming the british are coming! The british are coming! Other than pooping in my ex-gf's pool and afterwards wiping my bum on her bathing suit. Crapping in a cat box once. And no, I wasn't about to bury that monstrosity of a dump. (The bathroom was in use and I really had to go.)
Putting on makeup at highschool and screaming at people I'm a pretty girl....

I'm glad I'm an adult now... I realized why my mother spent so much time with a belt in her hand. I'm pretty mellow and boring now.

Yeah, I brought porn to school in grade three so me and my friends had something to look at during recess.

The next thing you know everybody was raiding their dads porn stash and bringing it to school.. those were fun days.

Still remember where i got it too.. scooter ride, peice of magazine on the street, naked woman with a mouth on her bum.. that chick was hot too, too bad it got confiscated by the bus driver.


I don't know about the rest of the world, but i distinctly remember i was very attracted to girls in grade one.. We could basically grope the grade 8's and it wouldn't be thought as anything.

And we were the same group of kids you saw during lunch time, not being able to open their granola bar "FUCK!!" in Junior kindergarten. I had the whole damn class yelling obscenities within the first couple weeks.

AND, during I believe it was grade 2, there was like 8-9 kids with lighters and matches out in the field smoking PAPER.we would like take our assignment sheet, roll it up empty, and inhale the pure smoke for zero benefit. That was a fun suspension.

I also remember football games in grade four... if you had the ball at any given time, everybody was liscenced to dogpile on you, beat the shit out of you, punch you in the face, break your arm, etc.

Were we just bad kids, or did everybody do these things?

You were bad kids I suppose.

yeah, i pretty much did all of that too, aside from the paper smoking thing

that same kid brought a DUFFLE BAG FULL OF PORN to school in 3rd grade. we used to look at it on the bus all the time. we never looked at it during class or recess or anything. i think he got caught one day while i was absent. i'm pretty sure some kid told on him. he got beat up after that