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You all need to watch this movie. Track it down. Plunder villages. Sack ships. Loot the countryside. FIND IT.

What is so great about this movie, you may ask?




That's right, the grandmaster of all He-mannish oil paintings did the cover art.









"I THE LORD OF THE DANCE!"









"ET PHONE HOME... "



And if that doesn't convince you...


As you can clearly see, this is the fifth best movie in the history of Ever. In fact, you will suddenly become more awesome just from having seen it. So do yourself a favor and rent it.

HAHAHA

Oh man, I wonder how much budget they actually had for this crap

VERY high production values. The music alone is proof of that... which makes the movie all the funnier. It just make you want to find the film makers and give them a hug for trying.

It's rated 5.3 on .

Getting it for free would be cool,.

Well, there are a few things to remember about the person who raved about it on imdb:

A: He said that the Conan movies were vastly inferior. Even the second one was superior to S&S, irritating sidekicks or no.

B: He obviously thinks highly of the Xena: Warrior Princess and Hercules series. Not a very credible reviewer.

C: "The script creaks more than the plot..." Oh really? So, the part about the secondary advisor's son being the direct heir to the throne, rather than the king's ACTUAL SON, was perfectly sound, then. My bad. Oh, and let's not forget the advisor's daughter, who solves every single problem with either a slap or a kick in the groin. Or the torturer, who is working at a sword sharpener... and then has his face pressed into it and ground off... which wouldn't have happened if he would have STOPPED PUMPING THE PEDAL. It all makes perfect sense.

Don't get me wrong, though. As I said, it's the fifth best movie ever, but not because of its took itself seriously, and had a huge budget. That would be a damn good comparison to the Sword and the Sorceror.

Heh-heh. Followed Manuel's link, and the reasons below make it pretty clear to me I've got to get this:

Plot Keywords: Sword And Sorcery | Independent Film | Heart In Hand | Telekinesis | Crucifixion | Hit In Crotch | Impalement | Resurrection | Sword Fight | Knee In Groin | Cult Favorite | Psychotronic
--I like off-the-wall movies like this anyway. Anyone see with the murderous gigantic rabbits? That one was so loaded with cheesy B type stuff I laughed almost all the way through it.

hahah, i'd love to see this movie. i'll keep an eye out for it. when i'm in Texas, i'll look for it at First Monday (a ass flea market in Canton, Texas. supposedly it's the biggest in the US)