"WTF" article of the week....

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everyweek someone will post a news article. the only thing is that the articles have to be about something bizarre or just "WTF?!"

here's this weeks:

i have nothing to say to this other than "WTF!?!"

discuss....


Oh no its not at all .


Oh no its not at all .

I don't think it's a perverted thing at all, more of a "Hmmm, nobody has done anything this absurdly stupid in a few days, I think it's time for my 15 minutes!" thing.
How did this women find someone to even marry her to a dolphin?

And a girl dolphin at that???

What a weirdo.


they're not married



it's a guy dolphin with a girl name




you're right on that one
I know it isn't legal, but who was able to conduct a ceremony without laughing the whole way through it? And if it was a judge or minister they should be fired for being such a dumbass.

I could read 1/2 the article because there was this annoying thing blocking the middle part of it.
Ah yes, the human/dolphin marriage in Jerusalem.


No joke here. Just... can't really add anything to that.
I know it hasn't been a week yet

But I just couldn't wait to show this to you guys!



WTF!


nice on HB. honestly, WHO the hell decided on that one?!


i don't know what to say. it doesn't even make sense!
ok... thats kinda weird.
i don't know, i see how it could help people, but who really wants an external bladder?!?!?!/! that's just.... WTF!!!
maybe to implant it, but that would be hard to do. it would be just creepy to have an extrenal bladder!


I know it isn't legal, but who was able to conduct a ceremony without laughing the whole way through it? And if it was a judge or minister they should be fired for being such a dumbass.

I could read 1/2 the article because there was this annoying thing blocking the middle part of it.


There are all kinds of people that can perform marriages, I attended a nudist wedding once (all the fun of a wedding without having to spend money on a dress).

There are all kinds of people that can perform marriages, I attended a nudist wedding once (all the fun of a wedding without having to spend money on a dress).

Everyone was nekkid.

The wiccan priestess or whatever she was who performed the serVice weighed well over 200 lbs. though.
Like I was saying in another thread....

St. Paul bans the Easter Bunny!

I'd say the city's human rights director is retarded, but that would be an insult to the handicapped.







This is, indeed, going much too far.
I came from a family of very mixed views--atheists & christians alike & we all managed to get along.
It's just disgusting how you can barely say/do anything anymore without worrying about someone taking offense. This is supposed to be America..I read Roth's Flag Bannings post & that issue is pretty bad, as well. ARRGGH! How much longer will people put up with this kind of crap, is what I'm wondering...it makes me not even want to go out in public anymore.
This kind of crap will continue and escalate until the social pendulum swings the other way as a backlash.

As a whole, society can never take the middle ground. It's one side or the other. One side will gain POWer, grow, then lose sway as society tires of it. It's happened before, and it'll keep happening.

Until the anti-pc backlash, just find outlets. Why do you think Maddox's site is so popular? He says horrendous things with the sole intent of irritating people. To his fans, this is funny. Others, however, actually believe that he really hate things like feminists, animals, old people, and Christopher Reeves, and write him angry letters.

See? It's an outlet for all your anti-pc needs. Find one and exploit it.

man, if something as stupid as the Easter Bunny offends you that much, you really don't deserve to live anymore.






I can't really say Peeps are my favourite things in the world... really just marshmallow...
Hate... peeps... so... much... sugar coating... total crap.


yes! peeps are.... ugh


yes! peeps are.... ugh



in the description it says



maybe he meant cartridges because there is a slot for a memory card...or maybe he's just dumb
Well, Jenni already got this week's article, but... I just have to share this with you all.

I don't know what is more funny, the fact that the feds went after the ninja or the fact he came from a pirates vs. ninja event.... and I thought my downstairs neighbor was a dork for belonging to a renasance re-enactment group....

(excuse poor spelling, brain not in full functioning mode)
As a Ninja he should not have been noticed by anybody...
I don't know what is more funny, the fact that the feds went after the ninja or the fact he came from a pirates vs. ninja event.... and I thought my downstairs neighbor was a dork for belonging to a renasance re-enactment group....

(excuse poor spelling, brain not in full functioning mode)

Hey, I would kill to get into event hosting ninjas and pirates. Hell, I'd even watch my high school's football games if everyone dressed like pirates and ninjas...
Serves him right for going as a ninja.

Everyone knows pirates are way better.


his problem is he's not a true ninja. it's easy to throw on a ninja suit and say "hey, i'm a ninja." but to actually be a ninja.... it takes a little more than that


Yeah, word on the street is that the Feds busted a pirate, too. But he survived... 'cause he's a .


:lol:
I'd watch that, if only to see which one would pull a weapon first.


everyone know it would be the pirate.
Well, you wouldn't be able to the ninja's weapon when he slipped it out...






exactly. and i don't quite understand what the 'ol 'Newb was talking about, ninjas don't have invisible weapons!???
Three words: Very small knives.

Easily palmed, easily poisoned, usually lethal.


Other than that, posion darts are very hard to see. Also, a truly L337 ninja can slip out, palm, and throw a shuriken so fast that you don't see it until it's in your face. Literally.
yes, yes.... YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i found the ultimate one, and it happened in MY TOWN!!



if only i was at the mall that day!
LAFFO!
I would like to see that on video.
Campkill: Best.....post....ever...

I can't IMAGINE the looks on the faces of those children. Ah God how I wish I could have been there...If for no other reason than to see the Easter Bunny get medieval on someone...
Oh man that is awesome! I would love to know how parents are going to explain that to their kids.
my friend Colby saw it on the news last night, he said there was only a picture of the lady getting punched in the face, no video .

seeing the fight would be hilarious. seeing the looks on the faces of the people waiting in line would be classic, especially the little kids.
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! A W E S O M E ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I'm glad I wasn't there when that happened! I think I may have wet myself!
Children being traumatized and emotionally shattered in a hilarious fashion... usually, you only see that in anime.

Ha! Take , Evangelion!


The parent's will probably sue for emotional damage to their children; after all this is AMERICA.

Do you think the prisoners were "sweet" on him being his occupation is to dress up in a fluffy white bunny suit?







wow

honestly, what drives someone to do something like that!?
Yeah. "WTF?!" I almost barfed on my keyboard.
Bleargh. That's why you buy packaged goods.

Same concept goes for buying bottled alcohol at a bar, rather than a tap. Those taps ain't clean.
That's really gross.
I saw another one on a news video some years ago.
There was a guy in a a little burger stand (or whatever) who peed into the coffee. There are way too many sick people out there.
They should all share the same cell in prison.
I saw another one on a news video some years ago.
There was a guy in a a little burger stand (or whatever) who peed into the coffee. There are way too many sick people out there.
They should all share the same cell in prison.

And to make it more interesting they should only be allowed to drink beverages laced with urine and food laced with feces.

I said it before..and ill say it again. The human race loses IQ points each and every day it exists on this planet. WHY are people so STUPID. It just boggles my mind. I think stupid people cant surprise me...yet they seem to always do.






WOW i can't believe someone would actually do something like that.


A friend of mine is fond of saying, "Why is the phrase called 'common sense,' when there's nothing 'common' about it?


Did he actually think he wasn't going to get for god's sake!
If I was to give in to the paranoia that's always threatening to barge its way into my soul, I'd say that's exactly what's happening. And I'd be saying it like Steven Hyde on :
"The government's poisoning our water, man! Making us pay obscenely high gas prices and causing everyone to do progressively stupid things! They're also putting tiny chips in the water so they know where each and every one of us are, man!"
Oh, I could go on and on.


I've been saying that for years...


this article makes no sense. what does it matter what her name is? she's still an idiot.
On the Contrary, she is a political genius, some would say that she is perfect politician, and possibly slicker than her husband, which is why I despise her.


that may all be true, but if more people are willing to elect her for Pres. because of that extra word in her name.... i don't know.... people make me uneasy
Maybe their thinking is the feminist women would love if the kept the "Rodham" part because they think she's an independent woman not some "man's" property.

I think the whole name debate is moronic. Does it really change who she is? It's only a name!
Wouldn't a punch in the face have done the trick VS SHOOTING SOMEONE???

I've got a WTF article..... I'm wondering if they polled the stupidest people they could find....

Six in 10 did not know the border between North and South Korea is the most heavily fortified in the world. Thirty percent thought the most heavily fortified border was between the United States and Mexico.


Cue the dueling banjos.
I read that on Yahoo Japan this morning.
It's just hilarious.
I hope you all know where Japan is, like about half of the Americans do...

But don't be too ashamed. In Europe it's not much better I think. Children are stupid everywhere.
Perhaps we need (more) Geography games?

Or put geography in action titles:

Zombie: Show me India on that map and I let you pass.
Leon: Erm... ahem... well...
Zombie: Come on!
Leon: *loads gun*
... *POW* ...
i want to know who they polled for that poll

EDIT: here's another article.

i don't think drinking soda makes you fat, i drink atleast 4 cans of Mountain Dew a day, and my gym teacher said i've lost a couple pounds, and 2% in body fat
What-. *obnoxious giggle*


I think I see your problem. You have a gym teacher. Stop exercising and you'll be perfectly normal again.
The reason why you haven't gained any weight from drinking soda is because your a guy and currently have a fast metabolism. When your metabolism slows every calorie will count. Not only that it's a bad habit for small children to start (drinking pop all the time) It's not only empty calories but it ruins your teeth. And I don't want our future to be fat people with no teeth.

I used to drink 6-8 cans of Coke a day up until 4 months ago. When I was a teenager it didn't matter what I put in my body (I never got fat or gained any weight) but as an adult my body went kaput and slowed down. Just from not drinking real pop since January I've lost 30 lbs. I've still been eating my garbage food (just not as often).


I think I see your problem. You have a gym teacher. Stop exercising and you'll be perfectly normal again.

i don't exercise. i dress out so i get the grade, and i sit around in the gym
Weight loss or weight gain depends solely on the amount of calories you take in vs. the amount of calories you burn in a day.

Let's say there is an average of 200 calories in a can of soda and you drink an average of 2 1/2 cans per day. That's 500 calories a day, or about 3500 calories a week. 3500 = 1 lb of body fat EACH WEEK.

Cut out 500 calories per day and exercise and extra 500 calories off you can pull off a healthy 2 lb. per week loss.

i don't know how i'd feel about a pickled naked guy in my drink



so does that mean they were trying to get him a free ride, or am i misinterpreting that??






hahaha, WTF!?!?!

i think it's pretty fucked up that they're killing a bunch of gators to "look for her remains in their stomachs" and if they kill the wrong one it's like "oops, no big deal, we'll just find another one."

here's another article, that happened not too far from me.



if you're going to catch and kill something like that, atleast mount it. not just burry it in an orange grove in LaBelle
"HEY EARL! Lookit that thar shark!"
"Whoooo- tha's a bigun!"
"Say, fellows, let us now make haste to kill it, weigh it, and dispose of the body wastefully, rendering the kill useless both in a visceral and intellectual sense, if only for spite."
"YEEE-HA!"
i don't think a swamp billy (that's what we call them in Florida, because there are no hills) knows what 'haste' means.

me and some friends are going shark fishing tonight. hope i don't get that things kin on my Hook
would eat it.
Wasteful bastards. They could have fed it to hobos.
Wasteful, indeed. This kind of reminds me of something I saw on the news recently, this bear was a hybird of grizzly and polar bear (it's been a little while so I can't remember the exact breeds), and what did they do? They just shot it. The news didn't even mention if the bear had actually been threatening anyone.


actually, i ate some shark last night .


but yeah, i thought it was pretty lame. why kill it for no reason? if i caught it, i would of either threw it back alive (after some pictures and what not (Hooks rust out after a few days, and the fish is fine)), mounted it (imagine walking in to someones house with a big ass stuffed shark on their living room floor ) or used it for food, and sold some meat to restuarnts and stuff.... 750 pounds of shark is a lot of meat


Hunters. They like to hunt. I personally don't have a problem with it, as long as basic sportsmanship applies... In other words, no poisoning. That's cheating.


Ah, them wild 'n' wacky rich f*cks.
I like the little kid mentaliity of blaming someone else.


Those crafty Germans.... purposely going out and crashing other people's cars.....
Ha! That wasn't any German. He was so drunk, that he believed that the fat, bald Russian man who got in his car was a German named 'Dietrich".

Some shady dealings were going on, and they needed to be exposed. There was only one man who could do it... Karnov.


OMG

man this guys an idiot!
Disgusting, sure, but it's all about rock and roll and trying to outdo everybody via wild and crazy stunts. But you're right, you should have an acceptable level of fame before you start trashing hotel rooms/throwing TV's out windows, etc.
Personally, I don't think ANYONE will ever top Keith Moon's record of stunts. John Bonham runs a close second to him.
This particular guy is just pathetic, all his wannabe guitar playing fingers should be broken.
Spraying blood on someone is a little odd... if anything, he's trying to top Ozzy.
I see our "WTF Article Of The Week" even managed to make the "Today" show this morning. The media doesn't seem to understand--it's their constant coverage that just encourages these odd rock and roll lifestyle shenanigans.
Yup, Pete Doherty's a grade "A" bozo. He's in a band called "babyshambles" who aren't that popular, mainly as Doherty's so messed up on Herion to play any shows.
By giving him constant media coverage, they're really just encouraging such antics, as he wants to be noticed and they're giving him press.
His addicition is really quite sad, but he's had lots of chances and has wasted them all. He's been in court many times, and they should really imprison him, mainly to help himself.

P.S I wouldn't trust 90% of what you read in the sun/on its website.
Yeah, this whole thing reminded me of the trauma various members of the Sex Pistols went through the moment I read it. Of course, they weren't the first group to have heroin problems, they just spring to mind first because the scandal happened when I was so young and impressionable **SOB**.
Isn't the "Sun" the UK equivalent to the USA "National Enquirer?" If it is, I see what you mean about not believing stories in it....
The Sun is the sort of newspaper that doesn't let the facts get in the way of a good story.

Ha! Excellent way to put it! I figured as much, I saw the front cover a couple of times, and it looked like the rags over here...

Isn't the "Sun" the UK equivalent to the USA "National Enquirer?"
That's what I would have said. It's somewhat popular however....
As is the NQ. If I want to read entertaining fiction, I'll read Stephen King or Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Winston Graham, etc.
Man, that guy must have been on some wicked drugs, or if he's that strong normally, I can see why he's a PE teacher.




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Why can't people just leave poor Bunny alone?


the ride was that intense?!?!
Weird. I used to work at an amusement park here as a ride operator, a ride foreman, and finally an inspector, and I never saw anyone die. There was mostly puking and hyperventilating. But of course, rides are getting more intense nowadays. And they probably had a sign posted warning people that have medical conditions, etc. If it turns out that the boy had any heart problems or anything, so unfortunately, the boy's family is probably SOL lawsuit-wise.
I just wonder who builds Disney's rides. I know it isn't any of the major companies (Chance Manufacturing in Witchita, Kansas is a big one).
well, here's more on the rollercoaste thing....

Yeah, that's what I figured. If the parents didn't know their son had heart problems, I sympathize. If they did know, and put him on that ride...
What complete, incompetent jerkoffs.
Yeah, that's what I figured. If the parents didn't know their son had heart problems, I sympathize. If they did know, and put him on that ride...
What complete, incompetent jerkoffs.

that's how i feel.
Good. The amusement industry really has to cover their ass(es) nowadays; the same state inspector that trained me inspects McDonald's play structures, and he says you won't find a single piece of exposed metal on the thing for kids to hurt themselves on...
Not that I have any love lost for where I used to work (Oaks Park; stay away, it's eeevill), but I feel for the amusement industry, just because it's going to be replaced by other technology eventually...
Yeah, that's what I figured. If the parents didn't know their son had heart problems, I sympathize. If they did know, and put him on that ride...
What complete, incompetent jerkoffs.



"But we can't leave Billy all by himself..... and we

Nothing bad ever happens at the magic kingdom, well, except for that whole Tigger groping scandel... What bad could really happen?"
"Tigger groping scandal?!?!" WTF?!
Somehow I missed hearing about that.


WTF!?!??!
Fuck.. sick sick people.. now she's going to have that great memory all her life. Is she mentally retarded? She came from a "group home" so who knows. Thats just terrible..
Ain't it wonderful how the athletic dept./school had nothing to say?
Their first thought is undoubtedly not of the girl, but of how they're going to cover their own asses/protect their students. Awful.
Not that I am in anyway, shape, or form defending those sick sadistic bastards... But I have known of young girls having sex with older men, so it wouldn't suprise me if she was more willing than the article leads to believe.

Police always exaggerate. For instance, one of my best buds back home was in the paper for "breaking out a bar window, and assauting multiple officers.".
I heard about it from several people so I called my friend and he told me "I didn't assualt them, I spit on them" and "there was a fight in the bar that night and I am not even sure if I broke the window." He had minor cuts on his knuckles but they didn't look like glass cuts, more like fighting cuts.

But anyways, WTF! Sick fucking people.


I was thinking the same thing... You really can't just take a news story for what it is anymore. Rather than just reporting on something, they have to spin it into some big drama to attract readers.

That said, I don't support the actions of those people in any way.
even if the girl lead it on, they're still sick fucks that deserve worse than just a little jail time. the girl is 11, they are all 19-20, and they gang-raped her. that's utterly disgusting and there's no excuse for it.
Anyone that is an adult (or even a 15-17 yr old) that would have sex with a 11 year old (or even less in some cases) is a horrible, disgusting person whom I don't wish to share any oxygen with. I don't care if the child "begged" for it, it's still beyond wrong.
People that steal get longer prison sentences than people that rape children.

It's just wrong.


Wow what a stupid fuck. I'd bet that she'd keep using that shit after they chop her arms off. That just shows you kids that heroin is BAD.
"No rehab places available?!"
Sure. I don't know much about Dublin, but I'm sure there's somewhere she could go. Idiotic.






Maybe they should chop her arms off. How is she going to shoot up without them??? Might be a bit hard to push the plunger on the needle down when you don't have hands.
Like GreatMightyPoo says, she'd probably just keep on, she'd probably snort it next, and get to work on ruining her nose.
Oh, and here's more "WTF?", this time from the great state of Oregon..

...This crazy lady made me say "WTF?" twice...


hahaha, WTF?!??!?!!!?
This is another story that is funny no matter which way you look at it.

911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested

Oh, and here's more "WTF?", this time from the great state of Oregon..

...This crazy lady made me say "WTF?" twice... Laughing

This is another story that is funny no matter which way you look at it.

911 call for 'cute' deputy gets woman arrested



Same incident...
this isn't really an 'article', but it was on MSNBC, so it mght as well be an article.... a video article . either way, WTF!??!?!?



it's sad, really.
this isn't a "WTF!??!" article, i didn't think it deserved it's own thread but....

I KNEW IT!!!!!


EDIT: here's a WTF article....


how the fuck is 'insanity' an excuse for drowning your own (or anyone elses) children!??!??!?!???!?!? PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!!!!!!!!!
Yes, they are. And just greedy (lawyers) who opt to play the insanity card every time something like this happens. It's really unfair to people who are legitimately mentally ill, because as more and more of this happens, serVices for the mentally ill get cut because the government wants to just put them in hospitals and not pay for their independence anymore (and I have firsthand knowledge of this because a relative has mental health problems).
The past few news items I've heard with the verdict swinging towards insanity, I haven't believed the person to be insane. They just will take up room in mental health hospitals or respites, room away from someone who really needs it, instead of serving a prison term like they really should, or better yet, getting their fucking heads chopped off and fed to a wolf.
*Venting over, pardon me!*
Now if only the rest of N'sync would come out......

As for Andrea Yates she should rot in a cell and not some cushy mental clinic. Her husband should also be thrown in jail for letting a woman whom he knew had severe issues alone with the children. Also the doctor's told her not to have more children so what do they do? Pump out a couple more. Idiots.
I just read about Andrea Yates. Man, I wish they would put people like that away for life. If she's not insane, she's definetly the coldest person I've ever heard of, beeing capable of murdering you own 5 children!
Texas women just seem to be a bit nutzo. They also had that crazy lady that cut off her infants arms because "God told her too".

Plus Andrea Yates obviously well thought thru what she was doing. She went through the trouble of locking all the doors (so the kids couldn't escape) and waited til no one was around. What are the chances you just happen to have a mental collapse right after your husband goes to work. No, not all the times he is at home where he could stop you.


WTF!?!?! who the hell would want to see him naked?!


WTF!?!?! who the hell would want to see him naked?!



that's just sad. i don't know what else to say.
When I first saw the mugshot I though it was some 40 year old sicko, then to read that she was 26?!?!?

That goes to show you that evil sick bastards age fast. (Like that Senator dude in EP3).

People like that should be made into prison food or fertilizer.


WTF!?!?! who the hell would want to see him naked?!
Clay Aieken?
As for the second one, ack. I've just been seeing to much of this kind of thing lately. What Jenni said about the people, because I'm too tired right now to come up with any brilliant torture ideas.
this WTF article is also the "Dumbass of the Year Winner"....



people really are stupid. WHO DOES THAT!?!??!??!?
Evidently, drunken morons at the Moosehead Saloon.
That's priceless. She must have been really out of it, unless the waitress did a drastic facial change or something.
Evidently, drunken morons at the Moosehead Saloon.


she couldn't of been too drunk if she got carded, unless she had already been to other bars, or drank before she got to the place she was at. either way, you would think you'd recognize the waitress, and not hand her her own ID. somehow it doesn't surprise me.
you all remember that lady that shot her husband in the back with shotgun. well....



she went to jail for not even 4 months and is out! how bullshit is that?!?!? SHE ADMITTED TO THE MURDER AND GOT OUT!!!
you all remember that lady that shot her husband in the back with shotgun. well....



she went to jail for not even 4 months and is out! how bullshit is that?!?!? SHE ADMITTED TO THE MURDER AND GOT OUT!!!

What about Oj? Didn't he kill his wife? How come he got away with it?


he slipped the judge and jury a couple benjamin's and they all agreed not guilty.

he slipped the judge and jury a couple benjamin's and they all agreed not guilty.
Yep. And when he got the not guilty verdict, he said he "would not rest until he found out who killed his wife" (Mad TV did a great spoof of this), and he's been playing Golf/sitting on his ass ever since.
"I would never wear those ugly ass shoes" was his reply to the shoes that left the imprints at the crime scene. (I believe they were these fancy schmancy Bruno Magli shoes; that just happen to be his size).

That's why he lost the civil suit. Picture came up with him wearing those very shoes!


W....T......!
Meh. European zealots are pulling crap like this every Halloween. The anti-halloween element seems to be slightly more educated and less of a fringe group across the pond.

Over here we just have the usual inbreds who believe that Harry Potter is telling their kids to do drugs.
Meh. European zealots are pulling crap like this every Halloween. The anti-halloween element seems to be slightly more educated and less of a fringe group across the pond.

Over here we just have the usual inbreds who believe that Harry Potter is telling their kids to do drugs.
Lol..along with everything else that their kids to to try to entertain themselves with. And at the same time, they're usually ranting "you're still go and find something to do!"
well, it's been awhile....



that kinda sucks, but i think it would be cool to live through and have to make it out in the jungle for a couple weeks or even months. it'd be a great learning experience.
I think I can trump any of the WTF with this one...







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ahahaha, i was thinking the samething. what "smell" are they talking about?!?
here's another one, i think it's pretty good



i guess he doesn't realize all 400 of those guys are making fun of him
Hasselhoff... who even likes that guy? Oh, right. The Germans.
i don't even think the Germans like him . ammirght Manuel?
So why is Hoff getting a clothing line?



Oh, yes, it's because he's such a snappy dresser.
So why is Hoff getting a clothing line?



Oh, yes, it's because he's such a snappy dresser.

that AND because people love him like Elvis (who is still alive, living is the Hoffmeisters house)
Hasselhoff...is evil...
Not quite an article, but WTF? nonetheless, especially with Halloween coming up:
I'll die in 2079. Knock wood.
i die Tuesday, December 27, 2061. hmm.... 2 days after Christmas? what a lovely present for my family

according to that i'll die at 73, i think that's plenty old for me.
domestic problems? need quick defense?



what a piece of shit. i don't care what the circumstances are, that is one of those things you NEVER do.
Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be DOA in September 2012.
As for the other article, I agree with you both...what's weird about cases like this is, do the actually think they're ever going to actually see a cent of that $75,000 fine from these pieces of garbage?