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i'm legal as of today

now i can finally:

buy superglue!
buy fuel injector cleaner!
buy spray paint!
open a bank account!
TRADE IN GAMES AT EB!
get a cell phone!
and some other stupid shit you can't do until you're 18

and then of course:
go to strip clubs!
buy porn!
buy ciggs.!
get a tattoo!

and then of course:
go to strip clubs!
buy porn!
buy ciggs.!
get a tattoo!
Nice! Happy birthday dude!

Your birthday is on St. Patrick's Day? Cool, then have one of these too



You have to be 18 to have a cell phone? Over here there are 8 year olds walking round with phones getting brain tumors.

Happy Birthday and welcome to the adult world.

What the hell, was born?
Well. Have fun with the fuel injector cleaner, anyway. Maybe you could rob a bank with it while opening your first account, or something.

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday.

well, you have to be 18 to have your own plan. your parents can get you one if you're 2 years old. same with a bank account, and since my mom is not very trustworthy, i have to wait until now

and thanks guys!

HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!1!1!!!

I know another guy who's b-day is today.... wierd

And by the way, on a night like tonight (with all the alcohol being consumed), I doubt that you need to go to a strip club to have some "womanly action".... Just go to a bar and find the drun.... You know where I am going with this

Happy Birthday you Gunit !

Happy testosterone-laden birthday!

thanks guys