Happy Halloween BOO!
Halloween is this Monday!!! What are you going to do for that day? Trick or Treat? Watch movies? Egg houses? Or just stay home and sit back and hit the Nesfiles?
Here are some Bootastic jokes. Read them if you Dare!
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
Frostbite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
Booberries...
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Casketball...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
What would a monster's psychiatrist be called?
Shrinkenstein...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
What kind of streets do zombies like the best?
Dead ends...
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
What is a ghost's favorite mode of transportation?
A scareplane...
What type of dog do vampire's like the best?
Bloodhounds...
What is a ghoul's favorite flavor?
Lemon-slime...
What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?
A stake sandwich...
What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A trombone...
What do birds give out on Halloween night?
Tweets...
Why do vampires need mouthwash?
They have bat breath...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
Have a happy Halloween best wishes from airfiggy!
hahaha, those are some pretty sweet jokes
this year i'm going trick or treating with some friends. i'm dressing up as a zombie. last year i got 10 pounds of candy, hopefully i can get just as much this year
I want to go but...My mom says I am to old (I am only 15 years of age).
I went out when I was 18. I was a wizard.
I went out when I was 18. I was a wizard.
Lucky you.
i'm 17 and going
Just go. Go to your friends house, and just go. I'm going with a bunch of my friends. I mean, how can you pass up FREE candy.
Remember kids, don't eat apples with razor blades in them.
XD...
Im gonna follow my tradition: Dress up as Mario, with my buddy Marvin (he's luigi) And Egg houses!
I'm not kidding...
Me and my freinds have thought up a craxy idea for mischief night.
We are going to by eggs and toilet rolls, hide a top random trees, and then tipi and egg the mischeif night people (You can quot me on that!)
As for Halloween, I will probably just watch a scary movie at home and give candy to the neigbor hood kids that come by . . . then steal some of the candy in the bowl for my self too
I'm staying home watching Horror movies all night.
My flat mates are wanting to have a party. But, my friend and his housemates are having a party too, so i'll probably go to his. As a Pirate. Why? Well, they're cool
im trick or treating , for the candy and to just mess around and have fun.
im gonna be a Cyber, Ninja . pirate, a soldier , a Cowboy ,and i can't remember the last thing. but for Cyberim gonna have my
POWer Glove and another something. on.
Go as
Karnov. Might be disrespectful to him though. So don't knock on his door.
I'm going to a Halloween party tomorrow night at a friends house. Not quite sure what I'm going as yet, but I have a big hairy wig I'll definitely incorporate into the costume somehow.
I invite friends over to crash at my house. We just goof off, usually with a marathon of horror movies running in the background.
I hear that, working till 11pm on Halloween...but I did manage to at least put together a costume in the spirit of halloween:
And there's a party to hit, but I built this costume too big, so getting it there might be problematic.
I went treak or treating. It was alot of fun! I got some much candy. And the funny thing is I didn't wear a anything only my normal stuff.
...but I did manage to at least put together a costume in the spirit of halloween:
Thank you for brightening my day.
I hope everyone had a great halloween.
Thats lame, i saw one kid and me and my freinds ragged on him
"must have put alot of effort into that costume"
i went trick or treating with some friends. we didn't get nearly as much candy as last year (i got 10 POUNDS!!!! alone last year). some guy said we looked a little too old to go trick or treating
I got around 15 pounds. 3 pillocases full
holy moses!
last year i filled up my
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles pillowcase and weighed it at the grocery store, came out to 10 pounds. and i thought that was alot