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Dieting boy ate dog's dinner

The parents of a dieting Italian boy have worked out why he was still putting on weight - he was stealing the dog's dinner.

They solved the mystery when the dog bit the boy on the bottom and they realised he had been eating the pet's food.

The 10-year-old from Frosinone was told to go on a diet after he tipped the scales at seven stone and 12 pounds.

The boy's father told local media they had noticed the dog was looking thin, but had not made the connection.

The boy's parents have reportedly asked their doctor to devise a lighter diet for their son.





A face moisturiser made out of semen has been launched in Mexico.

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties, is behind the company producing the cream.

Mrs May swears that the Semen moisturizer is capable of erasing wrinkles and leaves skin soft.

She told Las Ultimas Noticias: "I select attractive young man and pay them for their semen that is mixed with honey and oats to create the moisturiser."

I can just see it now..

Guy: Come on dear, it's good for your face!
Girl: Really???
Guy: Yah, why pay for what you can get for free?

That second story is amazing!! They are really selling that?? Does it not go bad really fast

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Now that's disgusting! You know, a boy eating dog-food and a woman putting "cream" on her face is just wrong. How in the heck does someone think to do the latter story

Maybe the porn star noticed a "change" in her skin after each scene.. (ewww)
On ananova once I read about this person whom got into trouble for hacking into fast food drive through machines (I think it was through some sort of walkie talkie thing) and was harrassing customers. Like when people would order he would say stuff like "Why don't you drink a diet coke, fatty?" and other totally mean (yet funny) things.
They sure have some messed up things on that site (i think because it's probably british due to use of "stones" for weight ).

Porn star Lyn May, who is in her sixties

0_o

Uh...

Maybe that's just good for porn stars... and some Mexican guys may really use that to nasty things with their girlfriends...

But when you think a bit, from a medical standpoint there's a chance that there's really an effect. I mean, it's protein, right?
Still, ... No thanks.

My mom knew a girl when she was little who always ate catfood.

I'm going to hack this forum.

EDIT: And oh yeah...

A cow gets arrested...


No seriously.

Er... interesting articles. I saw one recently about some cops responding to a call about a woman forcing a man into her car trunk. They located her and made her pull over. They checked a trunk, and discovered that there was a man in the trunk, but he wasn't exactly a 'victim', per se.

He was wearing a thong and a collar. I'll leave it at that.

Well, the cops determined that the trunk wasn't really that safe, so they told the man to get in the back seat. He did, and they were allowed on their merry way.

In a perfect world, maybe. But ours is a bizarre one, a world where men wear thongs and Dan Quayle gets to be Vice President.


But can you imagine the officers who opened the trunk?

OFFICER: "Ma'am, I'm going to need you to open the trunk please."
WOMAN: "There's really nothing-"
SECOND OFFICER: "Just open the trunk, please."



OFFICER: "..."
SECOND OFFICER: "..."

OFFICER: "Jeez. Uh, well... ah... Okay, the trunk's not safe. Just... just sit in the back seat."



OFFICER: "Okay, er, you're free to go. Uh... sorry to bother you."
WOMAN: "No, no, it's quite allright."



OFFICER: "..."
SECOND OFFICER: "Holy sh*t."

I imagine the officer is glad she didn't.