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I have a suggestion. Every once in a while, someone finds something unique, makes a thread about it, and in a few days, the thread is abandoned. My idea is that we compile our finds into this thread. It could be anything. A unique, free program you found online, a funny article, or a flash movie (manuel, I'm looking at you).

Just an idea.

I got one for you guys. Two if you include the left one!

Seriously if you want a good laugh go to this website





You guys seen Super Console Wars?



And while you're there, check out GI Joe: The Other Half.

EDIT: Sorry, fixed the link.

Here you go, a good program... and it's FREEWARE at that.

It's called Irfanview. You can do alot of stuff with images with it. I know that all the programs out now are way better, but this has some cool features.

You can do a batch conversion, like select a multitude of pics, say, in .bmp format, and convert them all to .gif format in a click. It can be a very handy tool.


I'm fine with a "1 thread for all", but not everyone will go with that.
I understand the problem, that new threads about finds will be forgotten soon, but that's the nature of a board.
But sometimes there is the possibility that you have very long conversations about one cool find and you can't do that in such a "container"-thread.
There will always be newbies who make new threads about stuff although there is already one.
I think everybody is free to make a topic about something he thinks is worth it.

well if you're going for cool sites i'd recommend


lol Super Console wars was awesome! wow! that was hilarious!

I'm fine with a "1 thread for all", but not everyone will go with that.
I understand the problem, that new threads about finds will be forgotten soon, but that's the nature of a board.
But sometimes there is the possibility that you have very long conversations about one cool find and you can't do that in such a "container"-thread.
There will always be newbies who make new threads about stuff although there is already one.
I think everybody is free to make a topic about something he thinks is worth it.

I know, ( I myself made a thread for a soda constructor), but I was just throwing an idea out there. I kind of figured this thread would be ignored, actually. So I was pleasantly surprised.


On to the next subject, I like Seanbaby and Maddox, too, but they have offensive stuff there, so if anyone doesn't know them, be warned!

I like this guy's cartoons.


You guys seen Super Console Wars?



And while you're there, check out GI Joe: The Other Half.

EDIT: Sorry, fixed the link.
That was the coolest!!!!!



Go to "Convert."

That's cool.

I converted lots of images and they all look good.

If your into senseless violence in cartoons go to



it's funny!

Somehow they remind me of Itchy and Scratchy.

Very funny.

...

this is a funny story. these punk ass kids where doing that trick with the $20 dollar bill on the end of a fishing line. I saw them long before I saw the $20 bucks but when I saw it, I acted like I didnt see it untill I was right beside it. lol I stomped on the line, picked it up and broke it and took the $20 dollar bill. lol I just looked at them and held it up and laughed my ass off at them for being stupid brats. kids... lol



I thought that only happened in cartoons it's weird and odd but somewhat good.

i found a box of these cards last night

If your into senseless violence in cartoons go to



it's funny!

YES! Happy Tree Friends! I saw a DVD for sale at Best Buy, but I didn't have any money.

I saw the German DVD too, but these a**es didn't put the English, but only the German dub on it. I won't waste my money for that (and probably get the US discs one time).

900 free live TV channels--------->

I tried that a few months ago. It's cool.

I love to browse around Mongolian, Russian or whatever stations.

Try JALTV in the "Japan" section. ImpressTV is also cool. Unfortunately I only can watch it when I bring my PC to university. My line at home doesn't always give me the high-speeds...



I imagine someone might find it useful. I know I did.
Helped me out with a limerick I wrote for school.

A strategic text-based game------>

Nice find! I love text-based. I must admit that I am rather fond of Rogue and ADOM...

I found this cool RPG!------>

A program that helps you make games------->

I'm planning on making a small multiplayer RPG game( perhaps next year).

For some good laughs check out these two websites:






For some good laughs check out these two websites:





at funnyjunk.com the farting preacher two was so damn funny! My husband and I were crying...

I think I've posted this in the past, but I can't remember where the thread may be at all ) like the '80s, here's a pretty cool place to go:


That site is cool. I downloaded lots of stuff from them.
Some vids are cheated ones, but sometimes there are true speedruns, too.

Being on dial-up, it's hell to get some bigger files. The other night I actually downloaded a 65MB file! Ha! So I decided I'd grab one that caught my attention (although it was the worst file size )... the person who played Solstice in approximately 15 minutes is amazing! You should really check that run out if you're into that game. Awesome job! There was even one room that I didn't know about! Live and you learn.

Old School Flash Vids:



Go to Movies.

Really unrelated to things, but this image is really cool.



Click the image for the article on stating the legitimacy of the photo.



What the...? Idiot.


Great selection of Flash arcade games (for a great shooter, check out .

Here's the members site...
?
If you go there and join, your high scores can be displayed for the world to appreciate. There's also contests and scoring tournaments with other gamers. I'm addicted! Sadly.

(BTW... I beat Roth at Donkey Kong LCD )


Hey! You're supposed to post that stuff under the "Funny Articles 1-127" threads.

I found this while cruising amazon.com




THUNDER CATS.....ROAR!!!!

If I had money I'd sooo buy this!! (plus the complete series of The Wonder Years).

13 DVDs for 139.99 sounds fair.
If something I liked was so cheap, I'd save the money and get it.

Wow, I know what I want for Christmas now! I love the Thundercats!

Thundercats... Loved the show, absolutely detested those two kids and Snarf.

I have a thundercats Blanket and a Ninja Turtle one.

. Enjoy.

Found these links to old cartoons on DVD.



Or how about a "crazy cat lady" action figure?


Apparently Darth Vader is into "water" sports


The Vader Force Sprinkler is cool, but the crazy cat lady is still better!

The cats are so cute.



Mmm... good stuff.

That's nice.
I wonder how those "parts" taste...
If anybody has plans to visit Thailand, go there, try it and report for the NES files.

is back!



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the lego one was sooooo awesome.

that reminds me about my lego movie i should start shooting soon.
it REsident Evil.

the Fox one wasnt that good/






That's kinda funny. I liked the photo "proofs".

And the hate mails are... yeah, worse than some internet forums in terms of grammar and spelling.





Basically you can get a free PS2 demo of Dragon Quest 8 (and if you give a friend's email you can get a slime keychain too). Sorry, it's for US only....

I sometimes find crazy free stuff (like free subs to gaming mags) so if's it's ok with the mods I can post those when I find them as well. If you're not allowed to do this, just pm me and I won't do it anymore.



That's perfectly cool. The only thing is... I can't register.

Feel free to post about free goodies whenever you find them.

Just some forums don't you posting that stuff due to the whole asking permission from that certain website to post it.
I'll keep my eye out for some good video game oriented ones. So far this year I got 2 free mag subs (PS2 and Hardcore Gamer) and 3 demos in the mail.





This was how I got my free Playstation mag sub.

Hope this is useful to you all.




That's some Oktoberfest.





This was how I got my free Playstation mag sub.

Hope this is useful to you all.
Thanks







"Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters."

Hehehe.

I was channel surfing one day and saw this dude that looked a little too fruity to be on the religious station. So I watched and he was pimping his webiste about porn addiction blah blah.

I thought this was so obsurd.



watch the "save the kittens" video for a laugh.

I think these people need psychological help (even more so than me).

Wait... it's written lightheartedly... in a mocking-serious tone... and then it turns...

...serious?...

I'm confused.







Sims 2 PS2 Demo


what the flying fark is this?:

I ran across this site. Their prices are a little high but they got a decent size selection.

Look here.



Some funny pics there.

If any of you are unaquainted with digg.com or diggnation, get the podcast and sign up.


Look here.



Some funny pics there.

one of the best i saw,

I liked the pimped out coffee machine.






"Vincent Gallo's Sperm

$1 Million

Price includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization. (A $50,000 value) If the first attempt at in vitro fertilization is unsuccessful, purchaser of sperm must pay all medical costs related to additional attempts. Mr. Gallo will supply sperm for as many attempts as it takes to complete a successful fertilization and successful delivery. Sperm is 100% guaranteed to be donated by Mr. Gallo who is drug, alcohol and disease free. If the purchaser of the sperm chooses the option of natural insemination, there is an additional charge of $500,000. However, if after being presented detailed photographs of the purchaser, Mr. Gallo may be willing to waive the natural insemination fee and charge only for the sperm itself. Those of you who have found this merchandise page are very well aware of Mr. Gallo's multiple talents, but to add further insight into the value of Mr. Gallo's sperm, aside from being multi talented in all creative fields, he was also multi talented as an athlete, winning several awards for performing in the games of Baseball, football and hockey and making it to the professional level of grand prix motorcycle racing. Mr. Gallo is 5'11" and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry (no cripples) and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny, you know the potential size of the genitals if it's a boy. (8 inches if he's like his father.) I don't know exactly how a well hung father can enhance the physical makeup of a female baby, but it can't hurt. Mr. Gallo also presently maintains a distinctively full head of hair and at the age of 43 has surprisingly few gray hairs. Though his features are sharp and extreme, they would probably blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female. Mr. Gallo maintains the right to refuse sale of his sperm to those of extremely dark complexions. Though a fan of Franco Harris, Derek Jeter, Lenny Kravitz and Lena Horne, Mr. Gallo does not want to be part of that type of integration. In fact, for the next 30 days, he is offering a $50,000 discount to any potential female purchaser who can prove she has naturally blonde hair and blue eyes. Anyone who can prove a direct family link to any of the German soldiers of the mid-century will also receive this discount. Under the laws of the Jewish faith, a Jewish mother would qualify a baby to be deemed a member of the Jewish religion. This would be added incentive for Mr. Gallo to sell his sperm to a Jew mother, his reasoning being with the slim chance that his child moved into the profession of motion picture acting or became a musical performer, this connection to the Jewish faith would guarantee his offspring a better chance at good reviews and maybe even a prize at the Sundance Film Festival or an Oscar. To be clear, the purchase of Mr. Gallo's sperm does not include the use of the name Gallo. The purchaser must find another surname for the child. "

Vincent Gallo is he that guy that came out in Buffalo '66

Hi-Res Ocarina Of Time Mod

Hi-Res Ocarina Of Time Mod

That looks great!

this can let you find fonts that you need. its cool.


This is awesome. It's a free web-based Free Flight Simulator.




SONGS REDONE USING THE NES AUDIO SYSTEM



Finally,

Not exactly a new idea, but it's well-done.



Lets you see your name in Japanese! . But it has all of my friends.








FINALLY!





If I may, O_O!

My day has been brightened.






It has a trailer for the new x-men movie (YAY!) and a photo gallery (so you can check out what Kelsey Grammer looks like as The Beast).




PLEASE tell me that's a joke...

Beast was always my favorite, but it LOATHE Kelsey Grammer....

some videos for when your bored

Dan castellaneta and Harry Shearer voices from the simpsons



sorry about the sh^&ty sound but this is how i found it


nintendo acapella


Hyper-Japanese Zelda Insanity



Doesn't this make want to play A Link To The Past?



I'm scared.



?!!?!

I'm glad was emotionally scarred by it. My work is done.

Better. Zelda + Riverdance + . It's perfect.

This is a funny T-shirt site.
(Warning: some may be a bit "offensive" to some people)


I was extremely offended by that link you posted, Jenni.













the whole playing music backwards to reveal hidden satanic messages,

i always knew pokemon were evil

p.s to be unbiased dont look at the lyrics of the backwards song untill after you listen to it .


who believes this stuff???????????????????????????anyone

these shirts are hilarious....







girls that eat meat are more likely to.... nevermind







Busted Tees! That is one of the more kickass internet stores out there. links to it.

My two favorite shirts are the Nascar "Boring" shirt and the ridiculously non-pc "New Mexico: cleaner than the regular one".

Of course, no one would get away with wearing that last one.

What about the pirate that Says Arrrrrrgh Ya Free Saturday night.

I like the second amendment t shirt (the one with the man with bear arms on)

has some good ones too

my friend told me about Tshirthell as i looked at those and yes i reccomend it, my favorite was probably Once u go asian u can't go Caucasian.





NOW you know what's up.

That was hilarious!! only got to watch the first one (got a serVice call) be back later to watch the second.

i saw the first almost a year ago!
and yes i have seen the second and yes i liked them.

hahahha





NOW you know what's up.

hehhee
I won't watch the second one though (not yet) I don't want to ruin the plot line for myself.

I want this t-shirt




This is kinda fun. click to drop the penguin and click again to swing!



My highest was 325.7

I also found this about a month ago.
You need to download styleXP in order to use this stuff.... there are instructions on the site to download the program.


Now introducing, the EDIT BUTTON! It's right over there ------>

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!

This is kinda fun. click to drop the penguin and click again to swing!



My highest was 325.7

I once had over 700.

This is kinda fun. click to drop the penguin and click again to swing!



My highest was 325.7

I once had over 700.


Of course not. I bash only ugly penguins...

It's right over there ------>

AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!!

this shizzle is classic

This is kinda fun. click to drop the penguin and click again to swing!



My highest was 325.7



I call BS!!! I can't get more than 330.



nah. if manuel said he got 700, he got 700. he's not one to make up crap like that



nah. if manuel said he got 700, he got 700. he's not one to make up crap like that

wow im impressed what did you do to get 700?? timed it right or somekind of trickery?????

I found this..... really cool christmas lights!! Turn up your sound!!


EDIT: And all this NES Stuff!!







Here is the main site for all this!

No BS! Really. (thanks campkill )

You just have to hit it with the right timing and you'll have to be lucky that it bounces of the ground very high again and again.
BTW, I got that 765 I thought it was at my first hit. After that I couldn't do it again. My second best was around 500.

i got 400 something.



. I've been looking for Furby hacking for a while. Skinning them is fun. So are personality "modifications".




You can send a robovoice message to anyone with this.




You can send a robovoice message to anyone with this.

Sweet robolink!! got a couple people scratching their heads with that! Thanks

Hey, no problem. That's what I'm here for; to deal in pure novelty and wierdness.
Anyway, I've got a lot of finds to report today.


A Futurama movie? Interesting.


Apogee Freeware Archive




This is a fun game.

Quake II PSP Port


Sony is finally getting shut down over the graffiti-ad crap they've been pulling. It's about time the city did something about it.


Jet POWered Human Flight. Hoax, or no? It's still interesting.


Make a Jacob's Ladder out of an old computer moniter.


Dispels some of the myths around the 360's japanese launch. Stupid bloggers.


I'm not interested in Sudoku, but for those of you who are, here's a program that solves them.


2D Mario Sunshine Flash Game

Websense blocked this, so I haven't gotten to try it yet.


Anyway, I've got a lot of finds to report today.

Looks like someone found .

Yeah, I haven't been there in two weeks, so I fell behind quite a bit. Never been to slashdot, though.



You're not missing anything... I used to go there, but then it was just total crap, and they fell more and more behind the rest of the intarweb... things would get posted a week or more after the fact... Slashdot sucks.

For those that like this sort of thing,

(not actually found but remembered) Some DBZ music videos made with music from: Linkin Park, Disturbed, Limp Bizkit, Evanescence, and other bands. Stuff like that has been around for a while but i just wanted to post it for any DBZ fans that might not have known about them... Even though I know that there are not too many fans of DBZ here, I figured there had to be a couple closet DBZ fans....

By the way you can get these videos on any sort of sharing program like Limewire, Kazaa, that kind of thing.

A Futurama movie? Interesting.


That's truly interesting. Would be really sweet.

Yeah, I'm really psyched about it. It may be just a dvd release, so everyone keep your eyes open.

It would be cool. Especially as the TV show got canned after 4 (?) series, and i'm tired of the same episodes being on, yet feel strangely compelled to watch them. Mainly for Hermes.

Hello, would you like to find out who this was???



Cant figure it out?? Click

It may not work for you, I got it sent to me in an email.

i didn't click on the link, but i'd say the Dead man is Megaman, looks like him when he jumps.

Wait, what did you mean, Logan? That it's Perfect Dark? If so, the Datadyne is a dead giveaway.

Now, as to my find...


Not entirely sure what's the deal with this site. I kind of stumbled onto it.

http://www.world-of-nintendo.com/
Not entirely sure what's the deal with this site. I kind of stumbled onto it.

That was one of my favourite sites to check for codes and stuff way back when. It's cool that it's still around... and that it looks the same...

Sweet NES quiz game. I'm not sure if it's been posted yet.


Sweet NES quiz game. I'm not sure if it's been posted yet.



Hehe, it's a cool quiz for sure..

Wait, what did you mean, Logan? That it's Perfect Dark? If so, the Datadyne is a dead giveaway.

Now, as to my find...


Not entirely sure what's the deal with this site. I kind of stumbled onto it.

yeah i knew that, i just didnt wanna ruin it for other people
and the body's shape is like Megaman when he jumps.

Wait, what did you mean, Logan? That it's Perfect Dark? If so, the Datadyne is a dead giveaway.


No, Its supposed to say name on the toe tag..... I knew it wouldn't work... And as far as the Dead Giveaway..... its says perfect dark zero on it... just to the right towards the top.

Now, as to my find...


Not entirely sure what's the deal with this site. I kind of stumbled onto it.
That was the very first NES-related site I found when I got internet access. It's been around (and unchanged) since 1995. Jesse "the Wacko" Smith (the guy who sent me the free copy of 'Ninja Gaiden' for XBOX) is the owner of that place.
I used to send in my old NES reviews and ending screenshots there. Some of them still exist I believe.


I used to send in my old NES reviews and ending screenshots there. Some of them still exist I believe.

Reeealllly... I'll have to find them, then. I'm glad the site already has an established fan base, it's pretty nice.

I have never seen anything like . Looks pretty awesome even for someone who isnt interested in NES. Play 12 games with just the flip of a switch



buy it now price: GBP 395.00 (Approximately US $696.90)

Ugh. No thanks, even if it is awesome.


That same type of deal was used in hotels too. Allowed a guest to choose between a variety of games. I think there was more than 12 choices, though.

Wow, that's nice!

They had that kind of display in the Woolworth where I sometimes got as a kid.
It would be really nice to own that one. And again it's not nice not to be rich.


I was watching the Three Amigos (again), and I got to the part where Steve Martin is up on the billboard, trying to get Martin Short's and Chevy Chase's attention.

Well, for the first time, I looked at the billboard.

It was advertising for a movie called "The Dueling Cavalier". Now, the Three Amigos was set in the silent movie era. And, as any fan of (American) classic movies should know, the comedy classic "Singing in the Rain" was also set in the silent movie era.

Here's the clincher: in "Singing in the Rain", the main characters are actors. The large portion of the movie is showing them working on a movie orginally called , until it's changed to "The Dancing Cavalier".

So, the Three Amigos was definitely making an homage to another comedy classic.

Here is a cool find that I know OneGenerationTooLate will appreciate. I have been cleaning out my room and hidden in a drawer were these:





I havent seen them in probably 10 years.

Nice!
They were the burger king giveaway's I beleive, back in the day.

Here is a cool find that I know OneGenerationTooLate will appreciate. I have been cleaning out my room and hidden in a drawer were these:




I havent seen them in probably 10 years.

i have these 2. i'm not sure where the guitar one is, but the cooking with alf one is by my NES Games

A car that works as a controller??

I just saw, as I was typing, a car that you use the steering wheel, brakes and gas to

on Slashdot..... Not much but its a start.

A very interesting, novel little flash cartoon.



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And, for the eerily inquisitive among us, this is a pretty slick site. It lets you see what you would look like, were you of another nationality.


That face transformer is sick. I looked like a freak.

I'm trying it now, but I'm scared to look...

... It didn't work because our university computers don't have java installed.
Well, I'll try it at home.



the Nintendo sweat pants are gangster. i would of loved to be a fat kid in the early 90s just so i could wear those.

I want that Directors Chair!

I want the Mario Brothers Game watch... And the board games... and the table pinball.

I want it all.....

Well, I recently found the third greatest book .




my friend has the book called,
the chinese Commnist idea to drug the world.



well we all know that the first greatest book :


but what's the 2nd greatest book ?

Best flash




Why, The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, of course. And the fourth greatest is the delightfully twisted 'Grunts' by Mary Gentle.

In all seriousness, though, The Hypochondriac's Guide is . Did you know that there is a problem where your antibodies mistake brain cells for harmful viruses? And kill them?

Awesoem Punchout

And about the books
wheres jurassic park in all of this?
its my favorite book.


And about the books
wheres jurassic park in all of this?
its my favorite book.

It lost points for being written by the author who wrote 'Sphere'.

Awesoem Punchout

And about the books
wheres jurassic park in all of this?
its my favorite book.

you obviously haven't read Totch: A Life in the Everglades



everybody go watch that.... NOW!!



i wish i was that cool

I forgot how gay the theme song was. But that was funny, when they beat the pikachu at the end!

yeah so this gets a big fat WHAT THE FUCK!?!

oh, and if you have dial up, don't even attempt it. the file size is 25MB, the video is almost 10 minutes long. it was pretty enjoyable though



EDIT: here's something else. absolutely amazing! for those too lazy to click the link, it's a Castlevania COMIC BOOK!!!!!!!!!!!

25MB are no problem with dial-up. It just takes time. And you should use a download manager that can resume downloads.



someone in my networking class found this. everyone in the class started reading them outloud, even the teacher. it was great. everyone go there. i promise you won't be dissappointed








someone in my networking class found this. everyone in the class started reading them outloud, even the teacher. it was great. everyone go there. i promise you won't be dissappointed

He actually officially responded to those facts


Ah, it looks like SA is leaking again.

The Something Awful guys also made up similar style and equally funny facts about Vin Diesel. However, I'm not sure if those will get around the net too.

There's a chucknorris.com...?

Ah, it looks like SA is leaking again.

The Something Awful guys also made up similar style and equally funny facts about Vin Diesel. However, I'm not sure if those will get around the net too.
woops my fart

Here is the website that was made for the Vin Diesel facts:

You'll notice some of them are the exact same as the Chuck Norris ones with the names interchanged.

Both the Chuck Norris and Vin Diesel facts were all written before this Chuck Norris explosion, though I think the Chuck Norris facts came first.

Vin Diesel... Woulda coulda shoulda been Jean Claude Van Damme.

And I recieved this in my email account from a fairly reliable source... Thought that I'd share 'em with you.


Supposedly, an Australian farmer kept losing sheep, so he put up an electric fence. The next morning, he found this;





Of course, as we all know, Chuck Norris must have killed it and made it like the fence finished it off.

Wow that's a big ass snake.



Whenever you're not 100% sure about the validity of something, Snopes is a good place to start looking. In this case, the pictures are real, but the text that comes with it is a little inaccurate in what the snake ate and where this happened.

I was wondering about a python being in Australia... Didn't know Snopes, that's a nice site.



of course! i mean, there is no other logical explination for it.








hahahah, that dog deffinatly had the "WTF?!" look on his face

Uuuulllgh... Don't think I'll eat hamburgers for a while...

The poor dog shoulda got somma that burger. You know, compensation.







Okee dokey. That is... well, interesting.










yeah, considering the head looks like it was put on there with MS Paint! you can clearly see that the head is a different color than the neck. and notice how the head is kinda crooked? yeah, fake.....

-ha!


And, in other news... animal ownage!





EDIT: Link fixed.

-ha!


And, in other news... animal ownage!




yo oober noob, both of those link to the spider page

Wha?! . Well, it's fixed now.






Space 9: Wierd sh*t happens. Skip fifteen turns.

Not sure if this has been posted. Neato find





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And the Samurai Jack creator is in charge?! God, I loved that movie. That is one of those movies that are irreversibly linked to my childhood... Probably what made me obsessed with making my own world.
Oh, I can't wait.




!

Isn't that a fake? I mean, why didn't the screen melt?
If it is no fake... then hey! You see what high quality Nintendo is making.




!

i think i have the issue that was in!!

Yeah manuel, I wondered why the screen wasn't nuked also. Oh well, still looks totally bad-ass.








P.C. Shmeesee, I gotta love that last one.

That Gameboy is on display at Nintendo World in New York so I doubt it's fake, unless Nintendo faked it themselves.

fools getting OWN3D!









I'm going to have to add: not for the squeamish... many of those people I suspect are dead.

I feel sorry for the poor little kids. Especially the one that went flying off of the big wheel.

I do NOT feel sorry for the idiot teenagers. Stupid f*cks.




I feel sorry for the poor little kids. Especially the one that went flying off of the big wheel.

I do NOT feel sorry for the idiot teenagers. Stupid f*cks.


Yeah, some of those clips were pretty harsh. But some were funny,even though they were repeated in every video..



haha, yeah i noticed that. they were still funny to see over again


EDIT: i just looked up mountain dew on dictionary.com.... weird....



I cannot stress how much this game kicks ass.

...

Fine, if that doesn't sell you, it involves gratuitous, hyper-violent murder, bloodshed, sidescolling action, and child killing.

...

And urinating on brains.

...

What, you don't want to play it? Sheesh, you people...

the link doesn't work.

Worked for me .

i'm getting th 404 Error page


Stop using AOL.


Stop using AOL.

i don't have AOL


Stop using AOL.

i don't have AOL
WTF?..
Oh.. I think I might have confused you and Andrewg, he uses AOL for a browser.



sweet!

http://home.no/ironmonky/Ricky.gif

sweet!
Haha, Pwn3d!111!!!121

http://home.no/ironmonky/Ricky.gif

sweet!
Haha, Pwn3d!111!!!121

hahah, exactly what i thought. go check the "Animated GIFs" thread

Wow, I haven't seen anything that ridiculously monty-pythonesque since I finally saw the ending of .



you know that one pokemon theme thing, they did a few more.

This is the best Pokemon cover, and he actually sings it

This is the best Pokemon cover, and he actually sings it



hahaha. too bad it's extremely blurry

This is the best Pokemon cover, and he actually sings it



hahaha. too bad it's extremely blurry
That's google video for you



Top Gun Brokeback Squadron






I thought the Brokeback trailers were funny



Top Gun Brokeback Squadron







OMG ur totaly hOMOPHIC lol i mean homophobeic wutz tha big deal. its the best movie EVER!!! an if tha republicns would just blah bah blah ur just jealosu blah blah typo blah blah blah grammatical incompetence blah OMFG ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!



Top Gun Brokeback Squadron







OMG ur totaly hOMOPHIC lol i mean homophobeic wutz tha big deal. its the best movie EVER!!! an if tha republicns would just blah bah blah ur just jealosu blah blah typo blah blah blah grammatical incompetence blah OMFG ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!

And i thought i was a bad typer.



LAWL ROFFFLEz0rz



That's the only thing that i've seen on the internet that actually made me laugh out loud. fucking hilarious.

this one deserves a

crackhead steals some dudes pizza

That was awesome...

http://loldialup.ytmnd.com/

That's the only thing that i've seen on the internet that actually made me laugh out loud. fucking hilarious.

Oh man, there are some other really good YTMNDs. Here's a few I like.






This one's probably my second favourite

HR Owns!

I found while I was looking for ELMO stuff for my niece.

The first part is a little creepy, and it gets old about 15 seconds in, but funny none the less!

I hate that song too much to watch the whole thing. But what I did see made me very sad for whoever's in that suit. :(

Though extremely fake, that was pretty good.



That's some nice ad.
I love this sort of movie.

MySpace THE MOVIE!!


wow 6 million dollars to close the car's backdoor.

this video is awesome!!!!


I have tons of stuff I found to be damn funny, but I'll dole them out in small dosages.

First off this is funny. Don't forget to read the seller Q and A.


I have tons of stuff I found to be damn funny, but I'll dole them out in small dosages.

First off this is funny. Don't forget to read the seller Q and A.



well, i guess i'm getting cancer, i mean after all i bite my nails

I have tons of stuff I found to be damn funny, but I'll dole them out in small dosages.

First off this is funny. Don't forget to read the seller Q and A.



Hey! Somebody ask her if a black hole is actually hell, since the sun is Jesus.



Listen to the audio

Duuuuude, I can't believe I havent found this site before. They have some hilarious stuff on it!

Even though I am probably the only one who likes DBZ here, I have to admit is funny! You have to listen to the commenting



it's funny without the commenting! just look at the picture, it's got BILL COSBY in it , Bill Cosby makes everything funny, even AIDS.



You're not. Got a lot of anime fans here.

i found a very, very strange band called Da Nest, they're pretty cool. deffinatly.... different. for some reason i think Uber Newb might be interested.


Legos! I'll definitely be looking into .



yeah, and when you do, listen to the songs 'The Demo of Lurg' and 'Isle of Frown' because they're the best songs on the player. 'Star Metal' is sorta NES sounding, it's cool, but i like the other 2 better, and the other song (i can't think of the name) is sorta meh, not as good as the others.

EDIT: this my tickle your fancy as well.






That is rediculous. I heard guys that size can't even wipe their own a$$e$! Seriously . Better have a REALLY understanding girlfriend.

By the way... what do you all think of my new avatar? Only took me like ten minutes .

Pretty skewed, what is it supposed to be?










Watching that now.

They keep saying "and his body rebelled!" and hinting they will show what happened, BUT THEY NEVER SHOW DAMNIT!

His arms are freakshows!

So did they ever tell how his body rebelled?



Its not really supposed to be anything... I just got bored and noticed I had a pencil right next to me, and some paper, so I started drawing .

I am going to take it down, it just wasn't worth opening a new topic for it.

.



thats like the best Acting ever the guy itches his Crotch,
anyways good Commercial.

This may have been posted here before but here is a game I found that is a mix of Megaman and Ghosts 'n Goblins. Sadly it is not very long.



Notice the game is a ton easier with a "life bar".

here's an oldie, but a goodie....

BLOODNINJA!!!!!1

there's some 'harsh' language and what not, so uhh, yeah, there's your warning.

you wont regret clicking this



Dick Cheney shooting video. it's kinda graphic, so be warned

Oh the



Nolan Ryan owning Robin Ventura was amazing. My friends and I used to talk about that one all the time.

I also liked the one where that dude kicked the catcher before running out.



That one is not cool.

He just put something into something else.

When I saw the link on Digg I got all excited and thought maybe someone did something awesome, like rigged up an NES to play NES music at a set time.

Nice, but not astonishing...

I've got a clock in the form of a famicom controller.


That one is not cool.

He just put something into something else.

To me, everything tech-related invokes a superstitious awe in me, since I believe it to be magic. So any tech feat (sp?) has me blown away. Besides, I liked the aesthetic of it.


I've got a clock in the form of a famicom controller.

Burn him!

But before we do that, good chum, would you mind posting a picture?




Burn him!

But before we do that, good chum, would you mind posting a picture?

Here you go.


i r teh jealus.


Is for sale.
...
Fat chance!

So is nerd.com, I think they were talking six figures a little while back...



Snoop Dogg's Hip Hop Gaming League

Who votes I make this my new avatar?

Who votes I make this my new avatar?


Ummmm.... What image?

Don't.
I'd love to see more people stick with their avatars for as longer time.

Who votes I make this my new avatar?


please for the love of god do it! that thing you have now creeps me out

yes i know, this is a double post....

but i found this months "WTF of the month video"




EDIT #3: it sounds German, so manuel, if you wouldn't mind translating, that'd be nice



That is one messed up kid!!! I wish I knew what he was saying

Wow That kid is Crazy



Someone needs to be taken to the woodshed.

.

we've got a "WTF video of the month" runner-up....





Dammit, figgered it would be something like that, but it still made me jump.


Dammit, figgered it would be something like that, but it still made me jump.

I love those ! It scared the crap out of me!

I still had my speakers on loud from listning to music



I added the video to my download queue. When I have it I'll take a look.



I added the video to my download queue. When I have it I'll take a look.I would also like to know what that kid is saying.

Come on, f***, come on, .... I can't wait all the day, I want to play Unreal Tournament (not sure about that)... start the damn game ... start the game son of a b***! ... i want to plaaaaaaaaaaay!!!! ... I won't say it another time ... get outta my way ... what is that shit??? ... oh my god, what happened? ... I want to play Unreal Tournament ... woooooooooooooooo, now it starts ... (singing) let's go, let's go ... PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! Jerk!! ... it's loading... it's loading... I thought I could play, but when it loads you always have to wait so long... I don't want to wait I want to plaaaaaay... think positive, just think positive ... it will start soon... positive... now it starts... hahahahahahaha ... harhar it starts *evil laughter* hahahaha... oh you son of a b***... yeah yeah, eat that, eat shit you son of a b***... I will kill you ... *smashes keyboard again* ... *slaps keyboard on table* ... uaaaa ueeeee uaaaa uooooo I'm clicking.... the escape button is missing (x2) ... where is it? where is the escape button? ... *crying* ... I don't need help and support ... now I'll kill you all ... wahwah, doesn't work... I'll kill you all ... eat that you son of a b*** ... kill you ... kill youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! ... uaaaahohohohoho ... I killed him! Yeah! I will kill you all!!! Yeaaaaahhh!!! ... Eat that you son of a b*** ... I'll kill you ... I will just kill you, I will shoot you ... oh, that son of a b*** is shooting at me ... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... *smashing keyboard* *again* ... ... *screaming*
*exiting*

That should be about it...

Thanks for translating manuel i think that kid needs some anger management classes or something.

I think acting-classes would do it. That's not real. It's all staged.



i would hope so!

and thanks, manuel, for translating that

No problem.
I hope the next thing to translate will be a bit more *sophisticated* with less profane language.

No problem.
I hope the next thing to translate will be a bit more *sophisticated* with less profane language.

Hang on, I think I've got the German production of Hamlet somewhere around here...

No problem.
I hope the next thing to translate will be a bit more *sophisticated* with less profane language.

Hang on, I think I've got the German production of Hamlet somewhere around here...

hahahaha, i'm sure he'd love that

Background looks familiar... Whuzzat?

OMG, I MADE A PIXEL POD!1

I am usually not into the whole pwn3d!!11!!!!!1 thing but this struck my eye



EDIT: This is where I got that from.... Along with a ton more funny ones!


Hey Manuel, could you translate this ?

Don't worry if you can't translate it.



I'll guess you mean Yagnus' gif. Looks like Full Metal Alchemist.

Thanks, but I saw it once I got on my laptop today. My home computer doesn't animate animated GIFs, so all I saw was the tree covering over the background, and I wasn't sure if it was animated or not..

My home computer doesn't animate animated GIFs

HUH!? WTFOMG is the deal with that? How can a computer not display animated GIF's? Is it ancient? maybe a .6 bit Resolution?

My home computer doesn't animate animated GIFs

HUH!? WTFOMG is the deal with that? How can a computer not display animated GIF's? Is it ancient? maybe a .6 bit Resolution?

sometimes my computer won't animate a GIF, or after the GIF has been up for awhile, it won't play. but then again, my computer is a steaming pile of glutemus maximus secretions


HUH!? WTFOMG is the deal with that? How can a computer not display animated GIF's? Is it ancient? maybe a .6 bit Resolution?

I don't know, I'm so sick of my god damn computers not working. My laptop won't connect to the internet through LAN, just wireless, and it spazzes all the time. My home computer (it's old, but not old) won't play GIFs or flash, and even though a sound card is installed, it won't play sound.



A dictionary to help you understand "internet speak" (LOL OMG ROFFECUTR etc)

www.noslang.com/dictionary.php

A dictionary to help you understand "internet speak" (LOL OMG ROFFECUTR etc)


OMG, everybody look at my thumb spazz!

I know it sucks, but I can't get my thumb to do that anymore

new HORSE the Band video:



yeah, it basically owns n00bz, ch00bz and d00dz.....

www.noslang.com/dictionary.php

A dictionary to help you understand "internet speak" (LOL OMG ROFFECUTR etc)

I also like going through looking at slang words and other awesome words like "asshat" or "douche cracker".



I'm going to have to use that one!

My husband already gave me a dirty look when I called him an "asshat".

this is hilarious!


That Spore game looks pretty sweet!!! if you have a million or so hours to burn







Here's another site as well....






Is it a clever social comment that on a site about dating, the "entertainment" section isn't up? Hmmm...

.














that is awesome.















I signed it.

Name: Steve Holtz
Email:
Comments: "Steve Holtz!"

heh... any true Star Wars fan should sign it... I got #2174.

Cool find here, my friend was here messing with some binder of hockey cards my aunt gave to diabetes society, and he saw a montreal canadians card. he said "Do you know what the sign on their jersey means?" "Hospital Toilet Seats." I laughed the hardest i've laughed in a while, and I made this to do along with it.

These are cool.
I think i'll get some.

get the PacMan one!

I bike alot, so I'd definetely get one of those if they had a diagram for a air-hump Karnov.





Only watched about half way through, but I got the point. I could just see OGTL eyes bug out at the ALF alarm clock



Awright! Say what you want, but the French have always been very chivalrous... except, of course, when it comes to Lance Armstrong.

There was no hidden meaning intended. I love the French.

No, the "say what you want" part was purely hypothetical.

Wait, is that even proper word use?












Yea I heard about that. I can't believe that Chef is really leaving. He didn't mind when they made fun of christians, jews, or anything else, but when it involved his belief he got all pissed. I'll still watch SouthPark regardless of what happens.


I got this in my email...



Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

I would not class them as cool, but quite interesting. Bear in mind the first is unconfirmed.


the closing comment in this is pretty good



Just thought they may be of intrest to some.



There's this guy that some of the WOS forum people like to razz on IRC (he's well past the point of being stupid) and someone actually made page(s) devoted to his lameness. I'm posting this because some of the things he says are amusing.










Too bad I just had a VERY bad experience with "DS Decals". I bought some Nintendog ones and they left residue everywhere! :evil:





Wow. Now, you and your DS can be friends!

I can hear the sales pitch; "Never be lonely again. Nintendo"

hahaha


I'm a cheap bastard, I've found this site helpful:



The post all kinds of my favorite stuff including computer hardware, free ice cream, ebay coupons and best of it all it's free, no death-by-popups and is laid out in a very easy to skim for the stuff that interests you format.

i think you'll all enjoy this one.....


and here's a link

hahahaha i love the binaryness







Yay! Ice Age 2 with Simpsons movie trailer.



It's Worms, but with incredibly stupid stick figures. What more do you want?


NES PC


.



Hurry and get a look before it's dugg to death.



Hurry and get a look before it's dugg to death.

Hello ebay! muhahahaha





It's a bad picture (I couldn't find another one on the net) but when I buy mine I'll take a better picture. The funny thing is this dude's charging 6.00 shipping and $12.99 for the item?!?!? The damn thing is about 6.00 at the store!!!
My store is infamous for keeping shit around until years after the fact so it something other people have seen while shopping?

I just got a link to this in the mail...


I just got a link to this in the mail...






Saw it on digg, can't read it, cool nonetheless.

You can translate it with Google.


Forgot about that... Pretty much what I expected... I hope they do well. I miss Sega.

I saw on TV this thing about this breed of cats called "Munchkin". Apparently they are short (legs appear to be only half the lengh of regular cats).

Anyways while searching the net to see how much these little cuties cost (I found them anywhere from $500-1500).

Then I saw this picture on a breeders site...




It may look cute, but you also have to think of the cats.
They may (most certainly will) die earlier that normal cats.

Many cats suffer cruelty in the breeding process (if a new breed fails, which happens from time to time, the cats die quickly or are in constant pain).


I hope nobody posted that already:


More of that:

GAAH! Websensed! I'll see it when I get home.

From :








Nintendo melodies

for all you Wizard fans out there.



enjoy

Napolean Dynamite, my ass, is the soundboard I've been waiting for.


On the same site manuel posted, here's one that I thought was funny.


[URL=http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-07-06-Megaman/dregan.gif

is the soundboard I've been waiting for.



Strangely enough, i'm reading the book of that film now, by William Goldman. It's pretty cool, if you like the film, its worth a read.

Yeah, I've been wondering about that. How similar is it to the movie? As in, is the emphasis on comedy, or NES ROMance?




Yes, NES ROMance... The movie entertained this abstract idea when it left the more immediate subjects of death, pain, killer eels, killer rats, giants, wisecracking, and ridiculously huge hats.

Trust me, I'm interested in the humor.


Whoah! I was going through my room, and I found these bad boys. I'd forgotten I'd even had them.


From what i've read so far (about 100 pages) it appears that the emphasis is more on comedy. It may change later in the book though.





I dated this 20 yr old dude when I was 16 and the weirdo read NES ROMance novels!!!! I think he even subscribed to Harlequin and had them sent to his home.

That totally killed it for me.

Romantics are crazy. This last Valentine's day, a friend was telling me that her boyfriend gave her a home cooked lobster dinner, baked her a cake (shaped like a ) and did a bunch of other crap for her.

Overachieving bastard.

) and did a bunch of other crap for her.

Overachieving bastard.

This year I was the exact opposite... I didn't do/buy girlfriend ... Not even a card!

Wow, I thought I would never hear the end of it.


Wow, I thought I would never hear the end of it.

Something tells me that you won't.

) and did a bunch of other crap for her.

Overachieving bastard.


Ah, geez, so much that I want to tell, so much to explain, much...

There are jokes upon jokes upon jokes that could be used to respond to that statement, but all of them require someone who knows the girl in order to 'get' it.

Just so you know.

much...

There are jokes upon jokes upon jokes that could be used to respond to that statement, but all of them require someone who knows the girl in order to 'get' it.

Just so you know.

:lol:


Well, she's.... just, she... ah, you see, she's most certainly not a 'ho, and certainly, no one thinks she is, but, well, when it's playfully insinuated that she is, she... doesn't help the situation. She doesn't really get... things, and... she's hopeless.

I dated this 20 yr old dude when I was 16 and the weirdo read NES ROMance novels!!!!

That totally killed it for me.

20 year old dating a 16 year old should of been what killed it for you....

Chuck Norris in: Ninja Attack!

Nifty fight system, and it did have Ninjas and the tearing out of hearts, but come on. That was too easy... and it should have been faster. WAY faster. When I see "ninja attack", I expect to see something that will own you.



did you do the brain thing? if you jump on their heads, their brain pops out, and you can kick it at other ninjas

Eh, the brain thing got old... but it cool that I could tear out someone's heart in midair...



i think you can eat it too. the best part about that find is my 5th period teacher told me about it


i think you can eat it too. the best part about that find is my 5th period teacher told me about it

Well, yeah, you can eat it, that's how you regain health.

This is for the people that liked Atari's ET.
Go to the Wintergreen music video.





So... just Roth and ZEN, is it? Fine. I know when I'm not wanted.



So... just Roth and ZEN, is it? Fine. I know when I'm not wanted.

I know there are a couple other people around here that like it (maybe Toddvania?). I can't say I hate ET, I just don't understand what I'm supposed to do in the game.



____________________
"I reject your reality, and replace it with my own."

i found another sweet ass flash game today: behold!









I'll take responsibility for that, will cease and decist (sp?!).

You don't have to be so damn hostile about it. I didn't realize that I have been accidently hitting "tiny". I don't always go and "preview" my posts.

Sorry Newb, I tried to borrow your joke and failed miserably. I just wanted a taste of Uber Coolness and let you down.

Meh. More than a few of my jokes fail anyway, given my tendency to sieze jokes and run with them.



Yep, you're right. Now I'll shut up and look at the link.

not really "Cool" but I saw one stands with the "seven kabijibityillion games in one controller" NES Pirate things in the Riduea mall.

I guess they have to do something to keep food on the table.





That's pretty interesting. Of course, it was obviously aliens.

Am I joking?

Why would the ailens even bother with us.... they must be smarter if they were able to actually make it to our planet.

Unless they were entertained by our episodes of Jerry Springer....



I really miss Aqua.



a couple years ago when hurricane Charley came through, it blew the "S" off of the sign, this picture was on the front page of the local newspaper the next day

When I was walking home from school today (sweating like a pig, since the sun obviously is nearing the earth, ) I found something lying in the grass. I picked it up and realised that it was a "Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles" sticker from 1990! It is in a very good shape, and do have it now safely put in an album.


I was told that the sun is actually closer to our planet in the winter months, and in the summer it is farther away but more concentrated..

I just find a GREAT deal for Hydro Thunder on Amazon. It's the first one.



I was told that the sun is actually closer to our planet in the winter months, and in the summer it is farther away but more concentrated..It was meant as a joke, I thought nobody would understand it.



a couple years ago when hurricane Charley came through, it blew the "S" off of the sign, this picture was on the front page of the local newspaper the next day

HA! Appropriate there's a Subway sign hanging there-every time I open my wallet in that restaurant, I feel like I'm in hell (sadly watching $ after $ leave said wallet for overpriced subs).



All get is a crappy, americanized Dr. Who remake.




Crap. Was going to post it on digg, but there are already two stories on it... nice find!

The May 18/June 1 issue of Rolling Stone. The minute I saw the cool hologram cover I had a "mustbuyagasm."
Music fans, you must see this.






I almost picked up a Free printer today at school. There were going to throw it out and I asked if I can have it I would fix it up myself they told me I would know how. (Damn I almost got a free printer too!)



Need... More... Info...



Need... More... Info...

Like wise.

I don't think i'd ever get a Gameboy micro, but this one is pretty cool. -


They have those at future Shop near my house I might pick one up.

GB Micros are quite cheap right now. Is it the same in the states?

I saw Micros for 40 Euro (55$?) already. I'm of good hope to find one for 20$ new in Japan.

GB Micros are quite cheap right now. Is it the same in the states?

I saw Micros for 40 Euro (55$?) already. I'm of good hope to find one for 20$ new in Japan.

Best price I seem to be able to find is $109 CDN, if they were $55, I'd already have one.




Here's a hilarious TV commercial from Japan. I recorded commercials for 2 days in Japan just to get that. Yesterday I uploaded it to youtube.

I hope you find it funny, too.


The two guys are discussing over what to take and when the stewardess comes to their row he plucks up courage and ... well, watch yourself.

I watched that already 100 times and still laugh about it every time.

I've known about these for a while but just thought to post them.






I didn't include #4

That was pretty funny stuff.


I saw why you didn't

this video is hilarious



"i'm the juggernaut bee---itch!"



this guy is hilarious!!!

make a txt file (Notepad), in it you write "Bush hid the facts" (without the ""). then save it and close it. reopen it and all you see is boxes.

conspiracy?

make a txt file (Notepad), in it you write "Bush hid the facts" (without the ""). then save it and close it. reopen it and all you see is boxes.

conspiracy?
Yeah, that's pretty weird. I get this chinese sh|t when I re-open it though.

make a txt file (Notepad), in it you write "Bush hid the facts" (without the ""). then save it and close it. reopen it and all you see is boxes.

conspiracy?

WTF!?!? Why does it do that? There's gotta be a reason.

make a txt file (Notepad), in it you write "Bush hid the facts" (without the ""). then save it and close it. reopen it and all you see is boxes.

conspiracy?

That's totally weird!
I get black boxes and 2 chinese characters.

haha. it's some kind of glitch in notepad. you can type "your mom the bitch" and it'll work. anything with 4, 3, 3, 5.

Thanks for clearing that up. *dumps conspiracy theory*

I tried it with "Lmao lol ggg hello" and it gave me weird symbols, too.
Weird glitch.

here's a funny 'remix' of that headbutt soccer/futbol thing that happened


you all remember the N64 Kid video, right?

Notice: I got a free BATTLE AXE yesterday. Pictures to follow.


Battle Axe? Like... for the hacking to bits of one's foes in an epic orgy of blood and death?

That must be at least 2d20.

i want a free BATTLE AXE!!


Battle Axe? Like... for the hacking to bits of one's foes in an epic orgy of blood and death?

That must be at least 2d20.

1d10. It's rusty and dull. It has a +5 "Handle studs" bonus, though.


OMFG PIX!!!!




Where the hell did you get that? Nice shirt too.

Thank'ee. I got it when I was working for a family friend. It was just lying around the shop, and I commented on it. Then he told me I could have it, since it was a prop-type weapon that had been lying around forever. I quite happily obliged.

that's pretty damn awesome, i'd love to have one



1,500 music videos from the 1980's!
They even have "Fish Heads" by Barnes and Barnes. Need I say more?
No... I needn't.



kick ass dagger!

No, for killing zombies.

And ZEN/M.P.N... I worship the ground you walk on. I'm going to be busy getting "Legal adVice" for quite a while now...



yes that one is kickass for self defense (thugs, punks, gangsters, zombies or whathaveyou). the one i showed is more kickass for display purposes, and to mess around with "HEY J00 BAD GUY DON'T MOVE OR I'LL SH00T!!!!1! OKAY??!?"

http://www.insuranceandnews.com/

1,500 music videos from the 1980's!
They even have "Fish Heads" by Barnes and Barnes. Need I say more?
No... I needn't.

That's an awesome site! And its good to see you back man.

http://www.insuranceandnews.com/

1,500 music videos from the 1980's!
They even have "Fish Heads" by Barnes and Barnes. Need I say more?
No... I needn't.

That site is positively amazing, especially if you have a liking for synthesizer based music and 8o's music in genral.

There was a link to this on i-mockery, and now, I too, after seing the gloriousness of it, must know what the background music is.

WHERE!? WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS EPIC SONG OF STRUGGLE?!

I thought this was a pretty cool and funny find:

I'm sorry, but I just love that "Genesis - Land of Confusion" video

There was a link to this on i-mockery, and now, I too, after seing the gloriousness of it, must know what the background music is.

WHERE!? WHAT?! WHAT IS THIS EPIC SONG OF STRUGGLE?!

.

Here's the song in it's entirety-

Epic indeed (over ten minutes long). Easily the 5th best song ever recorded.


That video is great. LONG LIVE RONALD REAG... aww too late.
It kind of ruins the serious message of the song though.

EDIT: Hi poo!

I just heard a remake of that "Genesis - Land of Confusion" today on the radio. The remake is done by Disturbed. It was decent.



Pres. Bush singing Sunday Bloody Sunday

Well, I finally got around to buying t-shirt, an item I've been eying for a while now.

Say what you will, but I like it. A lot.

t-shirt, an item I've been eying for a while now.

Say what you will, but I like it. A lot.

it's a pretty cool shirt, but i don't think it's $20's worth of cool.

I do. As soon as I saw it, I knew I must have it...

Now, their other shirts are nice, but THEY are most certainly not $20 cool, NES Jason vs NES Freddy, or no.

Scorpion Sega Megadrive clone on Bad Influence!:


Pretty sweet I guess.

This is teh greatest commercial ever.......

Shaolin pwnage.

Maybe not the greatest, but quite a good commercial.

My friend is selling acouple of SNES Games:


Check it out I guess.

^ 'Figgs tell your friend i said good luck with that. it's over $10 a game, sure it's a nice collection, but damn!



that crazy German kid..... NOW WITH SUBTITLES!!!!!!!

My friend is selling acouple of SNES Games:


Check it out I guess.

Where in Belleville?

What friend is this?

How is his security system?

My friend is selling acouple of SNES Games:


Check it out I guess.

Where in Belleville?

What friend is this?

How is his security system?

I dunno where.

Friend ftom CGCC.

I dunno

"A couple of SNES Games?" He has the greatest SNES collection i've ever seen. Sadly, I don't have a spare $4,000.



It was a joke.

If I had the cash to spare I'd buy it and start my Snes collection.


UPDATE

If you buy a used game at EBgames you get free 10 song downloads!

I was watching the Ant Bully The Video game Tv spot at the end where it shows systems, it said Wii! Nice.

here's a few videos from filecabi.net that i think are pretty funny....

Music for the Deaf -
George Bush sings 'Sunday Bloody Sunday' -
Angry German Kid watches Numa Numa -


Pretty cool I guess:


FREE FOX EPISODE DOWNLOADS!!!!:


I added the King, Hopefully he lets me be his friend pretty sweet!

you gotta eat 'the quad' for him to add you




Dammit, why did I have to get the triple?!!? I should have went to the biggest one! , Hopefully I can bring fast food on a plane I will load up with Burgers for the long 5 hour flight. YES HE ADDED ME w00t!

Drive By Videos.... these guys are hilarious

*WARNING!!!* there is alot of cussing and foul language....







that shit cracks me up

There was alot of funny things he said, that I can not mention here.

That part when he said to a man who was together with his children, that he was going to rape his kids was a little out of line.

What people search on AOL, WARNING VERY BAD!!!! SCARY IN FACT!!!! ALSO HENTAI AD'S on THE SIDE of THE WEBSITE, ENTER AT OWN RISK!!!



Comedy Goldmine: MSpaint cartoon characters dealing with serious, frightening issues, Part I: (ENTER AT OWN RISK!!!!)

Maybe the bible isn't so bad after all.... at least this makes it interesting to me.


Nice find, Jenni! Jesus looks like a Jedi.

Maybe the bible isn't so bad after all.... at least this makes it interesting to me.



That's hilarious!
Thanks Jenni.




Oho, man... he did a good job on the models, and it's a good idea to get kids interested, but , some of those pictures are funny. Anyone check out "The Seduction of Lot"?!



That is an awesome lego machine gun!

Wow, this so funny. The author of that site gets a Cookie for sure.



that ones hilarious. look at the hats!!



Pretty funny also.



i believe so.....



i believe so.....

Oops, I edited my post, then you posted about it..
As folk up to the North don't really have "Klan" members here. We are a Friendly Nation.



Another good one.

I'm getting a Wii.



I am also getting one. But I am still wondering where the Game saves and NES ROMs will be stored? On Memory card? Flash card? Hard drive on the Wii?



I am also getting one. But I am still wondering where the Game saves and NES ROMs will be stored? On Memory card? Flash card? Hard drive on the Wii?

Wrong place for that question, but they'll be stored on the internal 512MB of flash memory, or any USB storage deVice you feel like plugging in.

Today I was walking down town and I came across some posters, they were hand drawn, I saw a nice Seinfeld one I wanted. So I asked the very nice seller, how much? He told me $15CDN, I said No thank-you. Then he said $10CDN then I still said no, seeing if he could gave me it for even cheaper. Then he said $5CDN! I said sure!! Wow that was a Very cool find!



Worst PJ's ever:

And only because you're so stingy he can't bring his kids through college.

jk, nice find.

And only because you're so stingy he can't bring his kids through college.

jk, nice find.


Its because I am good at these things.

Texa's Hold'm poker for 360, Free for 48 hours!:

Bump!

This is worth a Double post for this:

BIN is 3500$, go for it!

Ah, well, I guess it would be nice to have some millions on the bank account...

Today I went to a Mall, Called "Metro Mall" or something. Anyways I found a game I was looking for and alot of neat stores there. There was this booth that sold Video Game Soundtracks Japanese ones, they had two Zelda CD's one Windwaker soundtrack and other Majora's mask. They had tons of Square Enix Soundtracks too, the coolest one I guess was the Chorno Trigger one, 2 disks. The CD's start at $15. All imports. They had some other Anime stuff very nice booth.

Hope those were originals and not bootlegs from Taiwan or HK.
Often the bootlegs look exactly the same as original releases.

Hope those were originals and not bootlegs from Taiwan or HK.
Often the bootlegs look exactly the same as original releases.

I don't think they were bootlegs. If they were I think the booth would have been shut down I guess. Too bad they didn't have the Sonic Adventure 2 Soundtrack...=[ oh well I guess.

Well, after watching the Monty Python skit over and over again, I have finally written down the funniest joke in the world, which causes you to die laughing.



No clue what it means, but perhaps .

Simpsons, Eh?:


Very cool site, Shows all the Connestions between the Simpsons and Canada.

Simpsons and Canada, great!
That goes straight into my bookmarks.

Numa Guy's 2nd Video:

Numa Guy's 2nd Video:


i saw that the other day. it's even stupider than the first video..... if you can believe that.

Numa Guy's 2nd Video:


i saw that the other day. it's even stupider than the first video..... if you can believe that.

But just think of all the cash the first Video got him...I wonder if he will make a bunch with this video.



Sure, there are tons of crappy "How to be Emo" videos online, but this one is the cream of the crop, done in the style of a 1950's public serVice announcement.

i saw that one before 'Newb, and i agree it is the best of them all.

Yeah, that's the reason I still cruise Youtube... amongst the 99% crap percentage, there's genuinely interesting, well made stuff.



Bid!!!, Nuff said.

Bump,

We're all just Monkeys:


Werid Al's "White & Nerdy" Video:


The real "Numa Numa" Music Video:

i like that monkey video. it's funny how true it is.

and that Weird Al video is great, probably the only song he's done that i find enjoyable.




i thought some of you might like to see this:

a lighter ignitning in slow motion


site has an awesome collection of high speed videos like that.

here's an interesting video....

Why do Atheists care about religion? -

RE4 Beta versions:




LOLOLOLOLOL

Dude that freaking owns

I didn't know you were a ELP fan.

I may be a metalhead, but I symphonic rock, and Emerson, Lake, and Palmer is one of my favorites.

Music video of he opening song of the new Studio Ghibli movie "Gedo Senki" (Tales from Earthsea).

I know David would love that, but he isn't around at the time.




edit:
Have a look at this also:

Have a look at this also:


i'd wear 'em.... oh wait!

Have a look at this also:


i'd wear 'em.... oh wait!

Damn too bad they don't come in my size, lolohnoz!

here's a video my friend found online. the conversation went something like this: "does that car look familiar?" yep, that's him smoking some dude while he was driving to Orlando. he said he had no idea the guy he raced filmed it, or put it online. also, the guy that put it online put the wrong specs on my friends car to make it look like an unfair race



you can't really tell in the video, but he's got pink rims

Lego Donkey Kong:

That is unbelievably awesome. I have my doubts as to whether or not it's legit, though.

that is pretty cool. but i doubt it's real. that would take WAY too long to make with Legos. the bottom right corner looks weird, kinda computer made.



MJ's Thriller WITH LEGO'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i know 'Newb will like this one.

I saw it a while ago, when I was looking for some Vincent Price voicovers. For once, I was actually aware of something awesome the Digg community.

In Other News:

is kinda interesting.



That's the same crap as thousand other floating around. It's kind of annoying already and getting old...

Steve-O REALLY drunk on talkshow:




That's the same crap as thousand other floating around. It's kind of annoying already and getting old...

I still love it... I think it is fun getting the crap scared out of ya everynow and then.

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Prank:







http://youtube.com/watch?v=SDllKN9V6fo



Ah yes, I found that just the other day :) Vertexguy... not too shabby I think.




hahaha that was awesome. There are quite a few silly moments from the three seasons they had to use on that. Good find on that vid :)

Today I found 1GB USB Hard Drive on the ground. Pretty cool find.

Damn, really? You lucky bastard!



Yes. I checked the Drive out and there was no files on it. Werid. Oh well I guess I could store some NES ROMs and stuff on the Drive.



Except the hidden virus you uploaded onto your computer, the second that thing was plugged in!!



Except the hidden virus you uploaded onto your computer, the second that thing was plugged in!!

Don't worry it was a school computer.
I checked it and there was no virus's thats a good thing. How many NES ROMs such as GB,GBC,Nes,Snes,SMS,Genesis,GBA can fit onto a 1GB Hard Drive?



Uhh.. I checked my ROMS folder. I have over 950 NES ROMs and it takes less than 200Mb. So I think you can hold quite a bit. I didn't check any other systems but I can't imagine they would take up all THAT much more.

Sweet, ok thanks. I guess I could fit all the North American Nes,Snes,GB and GBC games on there plus more, I guess.

This wasn't recently, but I found a music CD in the snow & it had almost every song I was looking for on it.

'Sup, Gautami?

I can't believe I haven't written about this before, as I find things almost daily here--in our neighborhood is this community block called Share-It-Square (the street it's located on is Sherrett street, lol), where people just drop off things they no longer need. There's a clothing area, a book area, and a children's area.
I've found lots of great stuff over the past few years there, this morning I found:
Two videotapes (The Red Balloon, that classic ol' French short film with the kid chasing the balloon all over town), and James Cagney's "Angels With Dirty Faces"
And the Harry Potter The Goblet Of Fire book.

My friend sent me this link..





Yeah, the Pastafarian cause is all over my college campus.



And who didn't know that before?
I mean, what else do you do with a handheld movie player and a good big screen?



And who didn't know that before?
I mean, what else do you do with a handheld movie player and a good big screen?

For watching Anime of course.

That's hentai anime. Right?

When I was in Japan last year I saw it with my own eyes. The only titles that sold were the "sexy bikini babe" ("cute school girl", etc)-titles (games and UMD videos). Other games/movies wouldn't even be touched...

I am not big into Hentai. I am into Anime and Manga, the ones without the Hentai.


Generally I'd rather see a real human chick being pounded than a cartoon, but the Japs are rather weird indeed.



The only thing I find werid is that they have used pantie stores in Japan.. Damn werid indeed.

I actually got this from , but it is still hilarious... I just wonder if it is true

Make sure you READ the STORY.

This is so worth a Double Post.


Bump.

On the way home on wedsday I found $5.00 on the ground! Yay!

I guess that was worth a triple-post?


Agreed, but some people are into this and some people are into that I guess.



Item description says, "do not bid on this item, as it is free info" yet the bids are up to $80+




Last I knew, you could request these free from XBOX.com.. Yet they still pay $26+shipping