I'm just ranting and raving....only view if interested

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I just have to share my joy with you guys! My neighbors upstairs are moving out!!! They suck for so many reasons! They walk like there is a heard of elephants up there and if I had to hear the same f*cking Cher song one more time (they even play it while they're f*cking) I was going to go nuts (even more so then I already am)! I mean really, who even listens to Cher?!? And the same song on repeat!?! For 3 hours straight!?!?
Now I just have to hope Booba moves..... (and that is his name btw).
I'm going to go read my book now..... "How to make love like a porn star" by Jenna Jameson. For all you booky people get it, it's grrreeeaattt! (there are even pictures inside for all you guys that are interested in that kind of thing).

Wow this is turning into teen angst.

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This is obviously the work of satan. It's a good thing your name isn't "Rosemary".



Hmmm...

- Step 1: Pay the girl lots of money.
- Step 2: Hold on for the ride.

- The End.


For someone who is reading a book by a porn star, you are certainly easily grossed out about sex.

But then again, I don't know what these people look like.

They are definately not people you want to listen to. They are people that drunk people would have a hard time making them look good. Sometimes when the chick is gone I hear the springs going and hear grunting and it's just the guy up there. What ever happened to people "quietly" helping themselves? Do we now live in a class-less society?
And believe me I am not grossed out by sex. Just people that paper bags shouldn't

It should also be noted that prolonged exposure to Cher's voice is the leading cause of sterility in lab rats.


Agreed. "Plastic" bags are better for that. (whatever this implies.)

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Congrats on your neighbours' moving out.

I hope some of my neighbours would move away. Unfortunately that won't happen for a long time.
Maybe I move to Japan soon...