Hydlide NES Review - This game was so bad it drove me to buy sega

by Liquid Sky on Saturday, January 19, 2002
Jesus, I dont even know where to begin on this one. Have you ever had a long relationship, and all of a sudden you find out your girlfriend is cheating on you? You know that horrible feeling inside? Obviously the programmers of this game did, because all that angst inside your heat has been placed inside a game, better or worse.

Game play consists of controlling a dude around and attacking things. But instead of attacking things rationally, you just run around and run into them.

Graphically, this game is about as pleasing to the eyes as Janet Reno. All of the ugliest colors the NES can support are thrown togather like some demonic cobb salad.

All in all, this game is bad. Bad dosent even begin to describe it. This game was so bad that it drove me and my friends to pool money togather for a Master system back in the days.

-Liquid Sky
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