Hydlide NES Review - If they made this game into a movie the title would be "BLOWS"

by McDick2002 on Sunday, August 29, 2004
This may be the worst damn game ever invented and I used to write my own games for the computer. This game sucks so bad it will put the girls on the corner out of business. If you actually paid for this I hope somebody flogged you. I also hope they included a jar of vasoline because you got screwed. I think you go to Hell for smashing a console but it would be understandable after playing this game. I give it a 0/0 because I don't review with negative numbers. If you have this game break it burn it, use it for target practice but I'm begging you for God's sake don't play it!

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