(Crypto)zoology Mysteries.

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While training on my Ninja skills I came across this:


Do you think most of them are real? Its hard to belive when you haven't seen in real life. I mean they could have been Photoshoped.

Mermaid = fake

The rest I'm willing to believe due to the fact that any number of things could cause an egg not to divide proporly causing deformaties.

Obviously, not enough people are familiar with the works of Barnum and Bailey.

The "mermaid" is a monkey torso connected to half of a fish.

Furthermore, the multi-headed animals are natural mutations, most fail quite early in life. The two bodied/two limbed animals are most UNnatural mutations, let's hope no one ate those suckers.

The "Thunderbird" is a shittily filtered and photoshopped image. The "Ajolote" is a salamander. I shouldn't even have to comment on the Aaaaaaalien Big Cat Footage. The 'alligator man' is just plain laughable. So is that mysterious African antelope picture that was taken . Oh, and let's not forget the picture of the "Aswang", aka a giant fruitbat, you f***tards.

And after tirelessly perusing the site, I finally found the inevitable, credibility-destroying picture.



I knew I'd find something like that. Paranormal fanboys usually find pictures of Sperm whale and/or thresher shark photos and label them as sea monsters, but this one struck me as unusually blatant.

I`m sure the mermaid is fake.
If it was real you should hear about that in the news.

Some of the others are possible I guess.

BTW, nice find.
I bookmarked that site.

The turtle is real, he was on some news site a while back.

Heh, one time I saw a "mermaid baby" on TV, though it was really just a baby with conjoined legs... Ick.