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This GAme is where we create a story where each person types 3 words every post I'll start it

There once was ....

The next person will continue the sentence or story or what ever.

I don't think it's a good idea to do that with 3 words.
I had that on another forum I went to last year and it became a terrible thread.

What about if everybody writes a sentence or two and we make a unique story with, let's say, characters from NES (or Nintendo) games?

e.g. "There once was that guy called Mario and he went out to visit his brother Luigi. On the way there he encountered..."

And now the next person goes on with the story.

Isn't that a better idea? Post your thoughts please.

Ryu Hyabusa who took mario to a his training gym to become...

I like the Idea and I accidently double posted.

I don't think it's a good idea to do that with 3 words.
I had that on another forum I went to last year and it became a terrible thread.

What about if everybody writes a sentence or two and we make a unique story with, let's say, characters from NES (or Nintendo) games?

e.g. "There once was that guy called Mario and he went out to visit his brother Luigi. On the way there he encountered..."

And now the next person goes on with the story.

Isn't that a better idea? Post your thoughts please.
A tanooki which messed up in process so it looked like a....

... a menacing dwarf from Scandanavia. If he thought hard, he would imagine...

...he could become a sword wielding maniac...he took out his sword and....

Jabbed himself with it until he thought up a better Idea which was...

to jab someone else...

...but then he thought, violence is stupid and stopped it.
Mario noticed that he was hungry.

so he used his coins to buy mushrooms...

... and fire flowers so he could go fight...

Luigi, because he said Peach was....

stupid ugly and eating all of his chocolate soo Mario said

... so Mario said, "What kind of life am I living here? All I do is wake up, shower, eat a bowl of Crunch 'Ems and reluctantly begin my dreadful walk to work, which I hate. I could have gone pro, you know"

"Then do something already. I'm tired of hearing your lame ass excuses for why you aren't playing pro ball and making millions of dollars." The Princess was up for a game of verbal swords today, it seemed.

"Just shut your trap, you bitch. At least I'm working and putting food on our plates each and every day." Mario slipped on his jacket. 'Are the elbows wearing out again?' he thought. 'I just patched the damn things last month.'

"You know, if you got off your ass and found a job I wouldn't have to keep patching the elbows on my jacket. Whatever happened to the proud, working woman?"

"Don't talk to me, you dirty ass plumber. You think you're all high and mighty, making minimum wage unglogging the fecal matter left in the pipes of upper-middle class society? Don't talk to me about work. Before my breakdown, I was making thousands more than you a year."

Mario got the hell out of the house before he gave Peach a slap. He slapped her too often these days. Mario found himself wishing the Princess was in another castle.

'I know, I'll head to Toad's house. He'll fix me up with some mushrooms so I can take a little vacation from Miss Bitch back home and all the other garbage in my life'.

The hills melted. The sky solidified. But most importantly, the little red rabbit motioned for Mario to follow it. It of course led him to the cage, like it always did. Inside the cage was a green dinosaur. Somehow he knew it was called Yoshi. As he always did, Mario let Yoshi out of his cage, and together they walked towards an indigo sunset, eating apples and finding pennies as they went.

"Mario, get your lazy ass up." Mario woke to the sound of his boss yelling at him. He woke to the feeling of cold tile against his face. He woke up to the feeling of a mushroom trip gone bad. One that wasn't quite over yet, and still strong enough to give him a healthy dash of paranoia.

"I'm sorry Luigi. I'm having trouble with the wife again" replied Mario as his boss morphed from a cocker spaniel to a macroscopic beryllium atom. "It'll never happen again". Mario hated working for his brother.

"Of course it won't. Just like last week when you said you would never ...

eat the pie. , and wat the cookies and Crap in another Pipe, or even eating all the Cake made for me, or my fudge smothered in skittles and M&Ms, Oh and Don't forget the biggest thing you said you wouldn't do...

which was, but before he finished what he was saying Mario passed out. When Mario finally woke up again...

He saw Luigi(No offense ) Sniffing his butt, Then Mario Ripped a huge one and Ran off, to...

the kingdom of Hyrule. Upon his arrival someone told him...

...that he was the chosen TWO and that he had to fulfill the duty of rescuing Princess Zeldas little doggie called...

maiden Ms.Browny, which always felt like......

getting into trouble. He must save maiden Ms.Browny from Ganon in the far away castle of...

Wolfenstein.

But how should he get to that castle in the country far, far away?




Off topic, but I thought that game wasn't sold in Germany?

But suddenly the world exploded and everybody died.

THE END.

The end they thought it was...

But there would definitely be part 2, maybe in some parallel universe. Or not?

The force from the world exploding must have propelled him at such a force that he ended up in a different dimension.
Mario awakes to find himself in a bed. As his eyes adjust to his surroundings he finds something familiar about it. Is this home? He leaps out of bed and opens the door.
He finds himself in what appears to be a livingroom; but not the livingroom he remembers. There are couches in a loungelike setting. As he eyeballs the room he sees five people sitting on various couches. Peach enters from a room just off of the livingroom.
"Peach!" he screams. Mario runs up to her and tries to embrace her. She shoves him off and replys "You already got what you paid for, now leave, jerk!".
Mario steps back and realizes that Peach is not the girl he remembered. Peach is wearing a leather bondagesque outfit yealding a whip! He looks around the room once again. He sees Daisy, but she's not Daisy! She's wearing a "naughty" nurse uniform! Luigi is wearing a cop uniform; much like the one the village people dude wore. And Yoshi, poor Yoshi is walking around in a g-string! What is going on here?!?! Disgusted he walks towards what appears to be a front door. Oops, just an ocupied room!
Peach yells at him "The door the the left!". So Mario opens the door, steps outside and........

and there he sees a weird looking man, no, two men. Who might they be?

Mario approaches them and asks them their name.

The two guys were Z.E.N and EvilNES they told him.



"I'm am the chosen ", one of the men says.
"I have the POWer Mullet and matching Glove", claims the other.

"We are unstoppable! We will purge this city of sado-masochistic entities and/or zombies... whichever we find first."
"Who's with us?"

...

A vast crowd had swormed and when the question was asked... silence struck.

EvilNES and Z.E.N look at each other for a moment, and give each other a nod... They both knew it was time. Their time. Mario was to be the video game hero no more!

With a single bound Z.E.N leapt up in the air to slice down upon this enemy of The Ultimate Team! At the same time, EvilNES punches some buttons on The Sacred POWer Glove of Doom...

But mario jumped on both of their heads knocking them unconsious...

while they were unconsious they had a dream about a woman telling them a message about the POWer glove and it said...

that Only he who can use the POWer glove wisely can take out the
jumpman, mario, then she said the only one to be wise enough to find the ultimate legendary ultra good, and shweet ZAPPER can take out his other half so Zen and EvilNES shoved the old lady and ZEN threw a fire ball .....

Mario ran, and the fireball went right past his ear. He cept running until he ran into an invisible wall. He turned and saw EvilNes, and ZEN chasing him. He was trapped. Then, he heard something he looked up and saw that he was in a video game...